To ask what bloody weird things you do when home alone?

[ChaoticGouda]

Let's be honest here. We all let ourselves go a little bit feral when left to our own devices, don't we?

I'm partial to having one-sided debates with the dogs over any random topics that come to mind (sounds less crazy than talking to myself IMO! ). Also been known to slide around the floor in my socks after a good mop pretending I'm Michael Jackson, Hee-Hee's included.

and clearly refer to myself far too often 😬

Plan my funeral songs- designed for maximum tears. LOL!! Yes, this...I have a funeral list on my Spotify.

Added to the above:

Talk to my cats and sing their special songs to them.

I also go upstairs on all fours - it's easier!

Farting/burping loudly - I never burp or fart in front of my partner
Eat messily - I eat like Lady Diana in front of my partner

Watch Long Lost Family and cry - I hate ITV with a passion, but this is the one thing I will watch and prefer to do so on my own.

Lie around in bed and spend hours making playlists.

Put my headphones on, listen to songs and pretend I'm the singer.

If I'm on the phone to a member of my family or friends, I will have my earphones in (easier to move around and talk) and do Fleabag-esque faces in reaction to what they are saying to one of the cats.