Mumsnet etiquette

[maxonebitch]

What do you think is important MN etiquette? Does it have one?

Some would have you believe that all children of MNers are above average at something amazing like tightrope walking or stunt bikes.
None of the children are your ordinary child who goes to school, comes home, flops in front of the tv or goes on a console.

Go to S&B. It'll be fun, but you'll probably end up buying crap you didn't realise you couldn't live without a moment before.

Having just hung some washing out (yes, at 9.30pm in the UK) - NEVER do that

Shudder about spider willies and darkness

Mine laundry is still on the line even though I know it's dry...nobody has brought it in.