To ask what commonly used 'MN catchphrases' really get on your wick?

[bathsh3ba]

For me, it's 'and rightly so'. It sounds so bloody sanctimonious and grammatically it just feels wrong! 😡

Just thought of another one 'your Spidey senses are tingling'. Really?

Boils my piss
Trust your gut - I've made several bad decisions doing that.
Posters giving incorrect legal advice because they're not lawyers.

Or giving incorrect legal advice because they are

Since lockdown, I've noticed the phrase "we live rural" pops up all the time. Not only is it grammatically incorrect, but it also tends to be used in a slightly smug way which I find a bit grating. Yes. They seem to want to convey a Miss Marple existence. I live in the countryside or 'very rural' except it's on a farm. Not an Aga or wooden beam in sight. Plenty of sheep shit and silage though.

Also 'Do you realise...? So patronising.

When people make threads and refer to people as A, B, C etc.

'Friend A shit herself so friend C said she wouldn't talk to friend B again'

So fucking confusing!

"Said"
As in: "there's a big house at the end of our street. I was walking past said house...."
I never hear it being used in real life or even read it often but it's used on here loads and I don't understand why...

Judd
I've wondered about said as well, seems to be more frequent and it's very irritating.
The only time vag was funny was when the poster meant to say boil in the bag but she missed and typed boil in the vag.

people who say are you "insert name of person being ripped apart"
hate it

Yes to the spidey senses! If someone mentions that in their first post about a suspected OW, I immediately think it's a made up story!

Speaking of vag, there's always one that pops up to say 'actually it's a vulva'

"No is a complete sentence".

I mean, yes it is, but it's also bloody rude at times.

Another vote for 'spidey senses' what a load of shit.
ducks in a row
give your head a wobble
cockwomble - and people that post that it's such a great word - no it's not.

'Thank your lucky stars' really irritates me for some reason.

Boils my piss/ my piss is boiled
Naice- so old and not funny
Entitled
Spidey senses
Suck it up buttercup

naice. no, grim

The fact that any bloke who has fucked something up and got defensive about it is "controlling" or "abusive". In Mumsnet world, any verbal argument that involves either party saying anything that isn't very nice is abuse...

“You are deliberately being obtuse”

“She/he/you sound/s unhinged OP”

“naice”

Some of these I agree with, but I can't agree with woke. There needs to be a word for the increasingly navel-gazing lefties who spend more time trying to be professionally offended online in a game of identity politics top trumps than actually championing employment rights and decent centre left or left wing policies.

"but teachers are Gods/think they are so special" on any thread where people suggest spending less time ranting on Mumsnet and more time raising the issue with the school staff on question.

"Gives me the rage" makes so unreasonably angry! You can't fucking being "given" a feeling. It's not an object!!! Really wish people would stop saying it.

Also, "No is a full sentence" is bullshit because outside the Mumsnet bubble you cant just fucking say no to someone close without any explanation.

"LTB" Yes, there are definitely cased where an OP's partner is abusive, cheating or just not a relationship worth continuing. But this gets trotted out for one mistake in a 10 year relationship when really some open communication would work better

And basically most other ridiculous things said on Mumsnet haha

The fact that any bloke who has fucked something up and got defensive about it is "controlling" or "abusive". In Mumsnet world, any verbal argument that involves either party saying anything that isn't very nice is abuse...

This is so true. In mumsnet world no man is allowed to step out of line for a tiny second otherwise he is abusive/controlling and needs to be dumped. But yet women are more than allowed to make plenty of mistakes and wrongdoings in a relationship and the man should be understanding

Rant over.
Gives me the rage
Discuss.

Eat less, move more.

'support'. Disagree and you're 'unsupportive', often linked with 'be kind' attempts at shaming.

Who is this SHL. In what way are they shit hot

My SHL did not have to do anything. His mere existence was enough to make XDH take his own proper legal advice in which he learned that his business was indeed a marital asset and not his special precious

read and run

I don’t mind if it’s used to bump for the OP where there is not much traffic and she is posting something potentially distressing

'so many red flags' and 'is that Sharon'