To ask what commonly used 'MN catchphrases' really get on your wick?

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For me, it's 'and rightly so'. It sounds so bloody sanctimonious and grammatically it just feels wrong! 😡

"Wow. Just wow" Really really hate this, utterly pointless!

Oh and whoever said “fanny gallops” yes. Fucking awful that one.

Darked on
Spider willys on your washing
Are you on glue?
Cancel the cheque
Your house,your rules
It's grim
Trust your gut
I woke the cat/baby/neighbours up laughing

No is a complete sentence

Shudder. As a PP pointed out, the situations involved in most scenarios where this cliché is trotted out are far more complex and require a more careful response than this.
Furthermore, I don't think it's even literally true: "No" is dependent entirely on its context when used alone, so it is a pro-sentence.

"maybe some people should read this thread properly" for people who dont have the same view as them.

"people will only treat you how you allow them to" which I agree with but puts entire onus on the Op for the behaviour of the other person and then basically says this is your own fault. Ive seen this comment for rape and all sorts.

"This is why I would never rely on a man financially" really unhelpful when speaking to a sahm

I always think why the fuck would I want to get my ducks into an argument

It took me fair too long to work this out

Using "to boob" as a verb, ie, baby boobed to sleep. Yuk.

Far too long

Not fair ...far!!!

I used to be bright...dunno what happened

"It works for our family".

In response to questions about why a woman relies on a man for money and is content to be a skivvy.

It's always a euphemism for "it works for him and I've gone along with it because I don't have a spine."

What is it about ( insert something) that you don’t understand.

This is usually used around the subject of lockdown. Do people think that it’s witty or something? It makes me mad.

Could they have ASD/Alzheimers/ insert any other disorder that excuses the person being nasty?

Why can't some posters just accept that some people are vile without having a "condition".

Definitely 'did you mean to be so rude'. Yes, the person probably did, and you look like a twat for using that phrase.

'You sound lovely, op' - of course they do, they've written themselves to sound like the good guy.

'Sainsbos, chocs, sanpro, sourcing food'- we get it, you are super-duper middle class and obviously your use of English needs to reflect that.

Did you mean you be so rude?

“Male opinion here” oh fuck off

"Wow. Just wow" Really really hate this, utterly pointless!

Agreed.

"Boils my piss" is vile and overused.

Wind yer neck in.

Also 'did you mean to be so rude' is an absolutely lame retort.

Oh, and the current trend during lockdown - 'you have a non-postive comment about something everyone else deems absolutely wonderful? You must be a miserable bastard'.

'Cockwomble' and other equally prissy insults. Someone on here recently referred to their husband as a 'wankpuffin'! Are they too afraid to swear?!

It's always a euphemism for "it works for him and I've gone along with it because I don't have a spine."

Bollocks

"You sound like hard work"

Agree with pp, not a catch phrase but the armchair diagnosing everyone of all ages with ASD for any piece of unusual behaviour is pretty wearing.

"Wow. Just wow" Really really hate this, utterly pointless!

See also "No. Just no"

"Are you usually so...?"

'You don't sound very nice'
'You both sound lovely' (sarcastic)
'Mouthful of abuse'

“Get on your wick”

"think" and then an example is give of something similar to what they mean but can't say, which is fine when it's something outing, but recently it's just being used for no reason. It's getting right on my fucking nerves!