To ask what commonly used 'MN catchphrases' really get on your wick?

[bathsh3ba]

For me, it's 'and rightly so'. It sounds so bloody sanctimonious and grammatically it just feels wrong! 😡

Narcissist
Toxic
FFS
The biscuit emoji

Is it just me who hears 'are you on glue' and instantly gets a throwback to the smell of Copydex from school?

Cocklodger

copydex from school

Is that the one that would leave like a second skin on your fingers? I used to love peeling it off in lessons

Russellbrandshair
That's the one. It had a really distinctive smell too.

Male opinion here” oh fuck off

Yes this too. So what? Omg a MALE has arrived! Well in that case, we should all gather at his feet and listen to the manly wisdom that us poor women couldn’t possibly understand because our feeble brains are too distracted by anything shiny!

Red flags and entitled

Russell. As bad as "DH says" or in posts about earnings "DH earns". Be your own person. No one GAF about what your DH thinks

And Wolfgirl don't know how she does it but she just does. Accompanied by lots of emojis and strike throughs 😂😂😂😂. Quite sad really

Not a phrase exactly, but when somebody is pregnant in anything other than ideal circstances and clearly made the decision to continue the pregnancy, random strangers on the internet think it's appropriate to harangue her about why she should actually have an abortion.

@Seetheprettysnowdrops

Can you subtlety direct me to a thread or would this make your MN life difficult?😂

Wolfgirl. I'm not bothered about my life being difficult

Usually found on a Scottish thread

The ick.

Hoiks bosoms
Naice ham
LTB

As everyone has said
the reality is they're two cheeks of the same arse

And thanks for that little addition !!! I also like

I'd forgotten "I bloody love..." especially when directed at another poster who happens to have the same opinion on something. "I bloody love you DullPoster"

"You OK, Hun?" to put someone down. Another dull, witless cliché used by dullards.

And "People" as used by condescending twonks who think they know everything. "It's time to blah blah blah, people!" They're saying there's me, who's right and knows everything and then all you idiots who know nothing. So arrogant.

"I am going against the grain".

Especially when they then post something 50% or more of previous posters have said!

Ooh can I join......

Well, it's a public forum so you don't need to ask for permission to comment

Be kind/#be kind/be kind didn’t last long

Usually said by people having a little bit of a virtue signal to the masses.

And who has been quite happy to be an arsehole on other threads.

Call your union/Call ACAS/speak to HR

Always see these and smile. The majority of employers aren't stupid, and will know exactly what they can and cannot do to employees. The majority of time, ringing the above will get you nowhere, and it's quite unlikely blue chip employees will have a union anyway

Boils my piss - gross
Gifted as in "my mum gifted me this book" just say "my mum gave me this book".
"I have no fucks to give" - just say "I don't give a fuck"
FOTTFSOF etc just say "fuck off"
Dippy eggs, aargh, say soft boiled eggs
Picky tea = no, just wrong.

"hands OP a grip" / just say "get a grip".

'AIBU to not understand...'

Almost always used when someone just wants to have a smug bitching session about something, usually with many references to their own superior life choices:

AIBU to not understand why women marry abusive men
AIBU to not understand why people don't have savings
AIBU to not understand the appeal of fast food

'Welcome to mumsnet' usually said when the poster is dubious about the OP.

Ooh.

"Virtue Signalling"

Only ever heard it on here, and I just hate it.

''I live in a naice area"

"My kids go to a school in a leafy area"

'woke' used as an insult