To ask what commonly used 'MN catchphrases' really get on your wick?

[bathsh3ba]

For me, it's 'and rightly so'. It sounds so bloody sanctimonious and grammatically it just feels wrong! 😡

"Should hang his head in shame ". Well what good will that bloody do?

Head tilt - not one person in real life ever responds successfully to a situation with a head tilt.

Tinkly laugh - again, nobody would ever deliberately give a tinkly laugh. You laugh the laugh you're given and get on with it.

No? Any sentence ending like this is the sentence of a universally-renowned arsehole. If people spoke that way in real life there'd be far more throat-punching occurring.

ODFOD. It's not acceptable. At all.

"Did you mean to be so rude?"

Yeh I fucking did.

I'd forgotten this but absolutely. If I'm being rude, I absolutely know I'm being rude and if you're foolish enough to ask me if it was intentional I'm going to be rude enough to openly admit the rudeness and stare at you til you feel quite, quite uncomfortable.

“You do realise [fact I am fervently praying you don’t realise so I can look clever] don’t you?”

Also any variant on “I’ll try and keep this brief” makes me immediately scroll down to check whether they have in fact kept it brief. They usually haven’t by a good margin.

'Reader: I married him'
Fuck off

As people mentioned before; "my DH just commented and says..."
'Me and DH were just talking about this earlier'
DH and I watched it and we both thought'
Just speak for yourself.

Fanjo meaning fanny. Or worse still, vag. Short for vagina. Oh and has been mentioned sanpro being short for sanitary protection.

Agree with give your head a wobble. What does that even mean ?

Oh and "fanny gallops" is cringe inducing. Please stop.

"Food the gods" which is usually used to describe spaghetti hoops on toast. The opposite of this is "healthy, home cooked meals" which are always served with a "HUGE salad". Eat s cheeseburger and relax you smug prick.

Are you on glue?

"Transwomen ARE women".

They're not!

“Interesting first post OP”

'I didn't want to read and run'. Seems to mean, 'I haven't any useful advice for you, but I want you to think I care.'

It's a form of placemarking

"Jetting off" on holiday. Usually used in the context of people taking (in the poster's opinion) too many holidays, killing the planet, ruining our children's futures, etc etc.

@ eat a cheeseburger you smug prick

Food OF the Gods even. Christ this thread is getting me so riled up I can't even type properly. I better give my head a wobble...

Unhinged.

'My ex did this, that's why he's an ex' Just implies you're stupid for not leaving and they're not.

So many people seem to spit their coffee out all over the place too!

'hold their feet to the fire'
'throw (whatever and whomever) under the bus ' - very 'woke'
'hold them to account'
'sh**storm'
all applied to certain factions/parties in the current situation. Adds nothing to the thread and irritates me immensely.

In my defence, you bunch of Buttmonkeys, I've been using made up swears since Bottom was on the telly. 😝

ED/999/Dr - NOW!!

People trying to derail a thread by jumping on anything they consider to be remotely racist/sexist/transphobic etc. They score woke points in their
own head everyone else just cringes

Ducks in a row
Naice
Picky tea
Hidden veggies
Free 30 minutes with a solicitor

shamelessly place marking. (not envy)