The girl who lives opposite to me and other tales of horror

[cookingmywaythroughlockdown]

So the girl who lives opposite has had her boyfriend around two days in a row. They sit at opposite ends of the drive and TALK.

Aibu to call the police, the fire brigade and the exterminators?

Never mind Covid, they make the place look untidy!

And I saw two people TALKING when I was out. Like it was a normal day.
Monsters.

Aibu to spend my lockdown photographing and hounding the dregs of humanity?

I live in a world heritage site you know. Standards must be maintained.

Oh God you lot have made me cry with laughter!! 😂

This is unacceptable behaviour.

From your bedroom window Slingshot balls of screwed up paper at them notifying them that they have been'Corona'd'

@somm the dog is more socially responsible than you. Try and live up to him.

One of the offspring has been in touch today. She will be returning to us fairly soon, having been away for lockdown. She asked about seeing her boyfriend!
My bosom was well and truly hoiked

Thank you @nelsonscolumn we live to serve

Did the random dog look like mine in the pic?

He’s gone. After 35 days at home I’ve had to break cover to put notices up.

Happened right before lockdown, think she’s ok!
Sneaky!

OP, please tell me the girl and her BF weren't breathing?

😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks for this OP really cheered me up

Girl opposite me has set up a home gym in the garage. She works out daily in the skimpiest of outfits

Thinking of selling tickets 😜

🤣🤣

This is brilliant

Omg imagine other people living their lives AND maintaining social distancing rules!!!
How dare they not walk around with their nose held up complaining that people do not look tidy enough!!
How dare they TALK!!! TALK?!??!
From the way you speak about people I imagine those two people are much MUCH more worth the oxygen in your snobby area more than what you do😁

My neighbours are in their 80’s and should know better! They continue to have friends come round ALL DAY - EVERY SINGLE DAY, chilling in the garden!!! They leave their side gate open so people can come and g as they please! It upsets me a lot as my Son is in the Army and has been deployed to help the NHS Ambulance Service, Which although we are absolutely petrified for his health, we are obviously extremely proud. We haven’t seen him since February and don’t actually know when we’ll see him again......yet next door are carrying on life as normal!!

Oscars daddy you really should you're depriving the males in your area

Bet their house is full of Chester drawers...

Not sure if it was mentioned but you should check their shopping as they're gallivanting around the place like there's no epidemics and report them for buying non-essential stuff. TBH, right now I would consider even a packet of digestives a luxury you don't need to go to the shop for.

@Oscarsdaddy - tickets is so no-social distancing. Get yourself a drone, do live streaming and collect the money through Paypal online.

When I went for my daily exercise today, with my little DD in a sling, I encountered a lady who said "awww" at us, around 20ft away. Then a bit later, a man had the audacity to say "good afternoon" to me, he was sat on a bench having a banana, which in itself is some kind of contravention of "the rules". Due to the horror of this experience, I went home, and showered and disinfected us both and have been casting spells around the house to keep out the germs. (Actually it was really nice how everyone was in such a good mood, usually people in our town are grumpy!)

@EeerieSilence thanks, I’m filling out my application for next Dragon’s Den as I type

THANK YOU!!!! Stay safe twitch curtains aggresively, TUT indignantly then report then to the pious self rightious fbook vigilantes!!

😂

Thank you all. Reading this cheered me up no end -Ive been on another site, full of moaning, self righteousness (and hatred of dogs so that didn't help).
See you tomorrow

This is the thread I needed today. I bloody love mumsnet sometimes. It's really cheered me up especially as my nasty neighbours are doing their impression of the Stasi and, I kid you not have set up a camera to video mine and my other neighbours' front gardens.

Apparently me popping in to help my "nice" vulnerable neighbours has doomed us all and is worth gathering crown court evidence for.

I LOVE this thread OP!! Put a smile on my rather grumpy face!!