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To think Richard Marx was the killer in “Hazard”

173 replies

Dubdubdubtub · 15/03/2020 00:12

Inspired by another thread about music videos.
The song Hazard by Richard Marx and it’s music video. Been watching it again after many years and I used to think it was the boyfriend that killed Mary but now I think it could have been Richard Marxs Character

OP posts:
Muffinbutton · 15/03/2020 11:29

Was Mary a prostitute?

drudgewithagrudge · 15/03/2020 11:33

Definitely suicide.

BrightYellowDaffodil · 15/03/2020 11:34

No one cared until the night she went out walking alone

How do you know she was walking alone, hmm?

I swear I left her by the river
I swear I left her safe and sound...
I swear I left her by the river
I swear I left her safe and sound

Rather overdoing the protestations of innocence.

And dream our way out of this town...

Oh, so she was going to leave town anyway, was she? How...convenient.

Guilty as fuck

NeverDropYourMoonCup · 15/03/2020 11:46

Was your Mum and Dad's wedding car made of diamonds with a platinum wheel, @oculus?

OldSpeclkledHen · 15/03/2020 11:47

I've always loved this song, now I've only just watched the video!

I think he did it in a fugue state (sorry Richard!)

Specialkay1983 · 15/03/2020 11:48

I went to his concert a good few years ago and he said during the concert it was him. I always thought it was someone else and my husband said it was him, so he was smug afterwards Hmm

TheHumansAreDefinitelyDead · 15/03/2020 11:49

I never believe anyone who says “I swear...”

TeeniefaeTroon · 15/03/2020 11:51

That boys not right!

Lalotai47 · 15/03/2020 12:15

Best thread ever!

Cocolapew · 15/03/2020 12:18

What? Are you mad? It was the sheriff.
I like to randomly inform DH of this matter every now and again.

shinyredbus · 15/03/2020 12:22

Bloody wanking sheriff. I’m so angry at him! He framed poor RM! I am incandescent with rage (again)

Lweji · 15/03/2020 12:27

Especially pp who can't tell them apart because from the back he and Mary have the same mullet Bush!

That's it. The sheriff though he killed him but killed her instead. Solved.

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 15/03/2020 12:27

This thread is just making me think of :

Long Wave Radio Atlantic 252

And the fact it only had 30 songs in rotation maximum of which this was one! Grin

StrumpersPlunkett · 15/03/2020 12:32

Thanks for that car share clip.
And for this thread.
Awesome distraction from reality. 🙏🏻

workshyfop · 15/03/2020 12:40

It was him. He as good as admits it. In his first statement he says she went walking all alone. Later he changes his story, admits that he was with her by the river, but swears he left her all alone.

Guilty!

Fhyggikn · 15/03/2020 12:52

You are a genius workshyfop.
I have never questioned his version until this thread. I know every word and never noticed that. I am sat here in shock.

nameychange · 15/03/2020 13:47

Can someone link to the three versions of the video?

LionessRoar · 15/03/2020 14:35

Rewatched and definitely believe the sheriff murdered Mary

ArriettyJones · 15/03/2020 14:58

Look.

The sheriff was perving on Richard and Mary WITH BINOCULARS while Mary was still very much alive.

Does that sound like an upstanding law enforcement officer to you?

ShawshanksRedemption · 15/03/2020 15:10

Brilliant thread and has taken me back to my youth, so thank you!

I think it was deliberately ambiguous as a way to generate discussion, sell the record, and raise RMs profile on the Billboard 100.

However, for those saying it was RM, how do you explain the Sheriff's interest in Mary and his photo collection of her?

Also worth noting:
At one point, Mary does a bit of a strangle motion with the scarf on RM.
And when they are both sitting by the river, RM moves his hand away when Mary put her hand on top of his.

I think Mary is a bit of a player, interesting theory of Mary being a prostitute upthread.

BUT who is the man she's having a sesh with in the car, huh? I mean he also looks like the man who slept with Mrs mum?!?

ShawshanksRedemption · 15/03/2020 15:19

V1

V2

V3 is a fan version mash up of both the above

AufderAutobahn · 15/03/2020 15:31

I say it was the sheriff. Dodgy as heck.

Rosspoldarkssaddle · 15/03/2020 16:03

So Mary has a boyfriend but likes and leads on Dick. Dick catches her with her bloke and runs off leaving his scarf behind. Sheriff has been trying to get him for anything because he was unable to convict him of his Mum's death (perhaps mums lover was related??) Dick hates infidelity. Mary finds scarf and realises she has been bubbled. Dick does the deed, sees her off and sheriff is pissed cos he has got away with it again. There. Solved.

westendgirl780 · 15/03/2020 16:16

Atlantic 252 Grin that took me right back!!

SmallChickBilly · 15/03/2020 16:19

The two videos are very contradictory - in the first it seems that the sheriff's attention is unwanted and that she's scared of him, but in the second, she's waving cocquettishly and the implication is that she's at least enjoying the attention, if not actively encouraging him.

Also, is she in the car with a woman? It looks more like a woman, and would explain why Richard is so bummed - not only is she not with him, but his chances are looking slimmer by the second! That might explain the sheriff as a suspect as well - she's actively 'led him on', then he catches her with a woman, making a fool of him.

I feel as though this needs thorough investigation - perhaps CV isolation will provide an opportunity for someone to close this cold case, overturn the suicide verdict and convict the right person!