“It’s not milk”

[Soubriquet]

YES IT FUCKING IS!!!

You even say it’s FRESH milk just filtered for purity

So... milk?

Ffs

Not a clue.

Me neither.

I agree. Of course it's milk, stop saying it's not.

Right.....

What’s not milk???

I'm not quite sure what you're on about

Uht? Urm.

Why is it filtered? What are they filtering out of it? It’s liquid so there’s not much to filter is there? You are right, it is just milk. Don’t believe the hype.

OK

Bit early to be smoking crack, isn't it?

What is it then? Moo juice?

Are you talking about the Cravendale (sp?) advert OP?

Cravendale?

It can identify as what the fucking hell it likes. ( Labour Party policy).
So there.

I shouted the same thing at the TV!

@PolPotNoodle it's never too early for a crackpipe!

Now, anyway, this milk...

I thought you wanted to rant about plant 'milk'.
no - those are not milk. (though I'm an oat milk convert)

the white stuff, out of a cow's udder no matter how it's processed? definitely milk.

This advert really does my head in.

Same thing annoys me about that advert!!

I keep hearing this on the radio. I want it to stop. It's edging into Go Compare territory.... I might write to them and be offended on behalf of all lactose intolerants!

I thought the same thing, I’m surprised trading standards haven’t asked them to change it.

I literally say "soooo.... it's milk then?" to the tv every single time I see the advert

Yes the cravendale advert

Not high

Just frustrated by that stupid advert playing every 5 minutes bragging about how it’s not milk.

Yes it is

Yes, we both say 'IT'S MILK' at the tv each time it comes on.