To think a colleague has no right to take something from your desk and throw it in the bin?

[WildflowerChild]

I’m not talking about food/drink.

@CustardySergeant I have that pencil sharpener

@TiddlestheCat
Good god that toaster is a scary MFer !

Edwyn Collins @LivingTheThighLife . I have one of these fugglers on my home desk and partner would dispose of it given a chance

I think it was a post card like this

www.google.com/search?q=images+of+sexy+postcards&sxsrf=ALeKk01EG-TGN7wj_L19RByJGFwJuwJRig:1583613092853&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=Nm0cccyhrDZLiM%253A%252CaWaJIMUWQx1nTM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kQlF8M1F_SrcT9f_vKvHfg28wDg2A&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiawPG-monoAhVYh1wKHYxADWcQ9QEwAHoECAoQBQ#imgrc=O767x_FeT1s_fM

Was it a £200k tiara ?

scarbados

Antique ram castrator?

Bump

Was it a charcoal sketch you'd carefully drawn of your colleague over a period of months?

Was it a copy of one of her wedding photos with the husband's face removed and yours photoshopped on?

This has to be the most waste of time useless threads ever.

Not for the people who now have cat's bum pencil sharpeners

I've honestly never seen them - where do you get one?

Was it a Philip Schofield snowglobe filled with your husband’s sperm?

photo of Nigel Farage?

(OP said it's been ripped up, must be a paper item!)

@CatAndHisKit
umm is part of your cats kit a pencil sharpener ?

AlCalavicci no, I haven't realised my kit wasn't complete! I'm on to it.

So have they actually done it - have you’ve seen it with your own eyes or have they just told you they have as a joke?

Not for the people who now have cat's bum pencil sharpeners

grin I've honestly never seen them - where do you get one?

Too late - the MN locusts on this thread have already cleaned out all the supplies

@CatAndHisKit

You may want to add this to your cats kit to
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IWAKO-Japanese-Cute-Cat-Puzzle-Eraser-Rubbers-IWAKO-Animal-Erasers-6-Colours/264230174256?hash=item3d85587e30:m:mwHgTIJcv3zQF6GKuFAF2Pw

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

now that takes me back! I'd forgotten all about the antique ram castrator!

@SurferRona

I love it!! Those teeth! So wonderfully revolting!

Omg still? We still don't know?

Al thanks but I've seen these erasers and they don't excite me - whereas the cat bum thing, I must get! Does WHSmith stock them?

WeBuilt haha, a nice diversion from the loo roll dept!

@Cat you really will have to be careful how you phrase your sentences or you will have the Daily Fail all over here .

ooh er missues

16 pages! So many unanswered questions .....

@WildflowerChild
Are you ever going to come back and tell us what it was and why they threw it away ?