To think a colleague has no right to take something from your desk and throw it in the bin?

[WildflowerChild]

I’m not talking about food/drink.

Was it an anti corona virus mask?

Was it some of your kid’s art?

A bill for a badly made teddy bear cake?

Designs for a badly made bread bin?

Used Always pad?

You know they really should be disposed of fairly quickly. They probably thought they were doing you a favour.

I want a cat's bum meowing pencil sharpener. Never seen them as an option on the stationery order, though.

The cat's eye (as used on roads) was invented in 1934 by Percy Shaw of Halifax, after he got the idea from watching a cat walking towards him.

He was a very productive and practical man: if the cat had been walking away from him, he would simply have been inspired to invent the tea towel holder instead.

If no one has said it yet then, classics please.

We haven’t had a thread as good as this for aggggges!

The bread bin one was good tbf.

Was it a signed copy of Mein Kampf?

Was is a postcard of the Sistine Chapel you were prone to screaming at?

Cos if it was I would have torn it up and sent you a nasty text too.

That's a vicious thing to do. If you'd done that to me, I would have snapped.

And then farted.

How needy are you, that is the question?

Just crack on and tell all.

Is your colleague Edwyn Collins of Orange Juice?

Was it a limited edition Donald Trump MAGA weeble?

Actually, all weebles look like DT....so....just....was it a weeble?

A novelty cuckoo-style clock that, on the hour, has a miniature Chico figure pop out of the little door and shout "Hey, Everybody....It's Chico Time!!" ?

Admit it - it was exactly that, wasn't it?

@WeBuiltThisBuffet

You’re just jealous of my karate prowess and Harry Potter T-shirt.

@LivingTheThighLife, I don't want to suggest that you're too invested in this thread....

Was it a petition to bring back harry and Meghan?

a CD with music they couldn't stand?

a book written by someone they can't stand?
but whatever it is, no, they should NOT have done it.

a card signed by Katie Hopkins?

Wash it a recipe for disaster?

*Was

OP if they’re so mean that they ripped up a personal possession of yours then binned it then texted you to gloat, I really don’t know why you’re protecting them on here. Out with it OP, what was it? We really want to judge them, we’re just not sure how much to judge them atm.

Was it a signed Justin Bieber photograph and your colleague is trying to save you from yourself?

Was it a commemorative paper plate with Princess Diana?

A copy of the Daily Mail?

It was done deliberately, ripped up and then a text to tell me that’s what they’d done.

Hahaha your colleague is pretty savage if they were even ballsy enough to text you to tell you what they'd done!

I'm guessing if they text you, though, you're actually quite close and it's something that's been grating on them for a while.

Is it a pile of grated cheese?