@SuckingDieselFella
On the theme of ratings shows, I'm thinking along the lines of those 80s Japanese dhows where there was a real risk of bodily injury or lifetime humiliation.
3 female contestants, by podiums. Crush potentials come out and complete a series of tasks (fix computer, identify parts of a blender and put them in the right order, stack a dishwasher with the most items of cutlery, hoover an area, etc). Thh tasks become increasingly difficult and evaluated on a skills:
- use of space when working (does he destroy the whole house when doing one small thing?)
- completeness (does he tidy up mess afterwards)
- expectation (does he think taking it out of the box, moving it in from the porch or shifting out of the way of the telly is all that is required)
Final tier round would include
- sorting the laundry with 2 small children and feeding baby.
(can he separate whites properly?)
Countdown
- duvet test - how many duvets can he cover before an expletive? First to swear loses.
Obviously, the women are behind a cordon, invisible to the men and they do not know they are being rated.
Instead we will have to call the show 'Marine training for the modern man - come and compete' and it will be hosted by big, burly, gay ex marines who will encourage them in posture, deportment, farting etiquette when on task.
Christmas Special
Ru Paul hosts and the guys do drag make up on each other to go undercover at the Rio carnival.
Man who creates most convincing Queen wins.
I think I've created a winner. #allrightsprotected