Can anyone tell me what Mads Mikkelsen smells like?

[ThighThighOfthigh]

I think he'd wear Aramis. Who has smelled a celeb and what did they smell of?

Fit!!

Ugh no, I wouldn't boff him with yours.

Boff him with mine! Boff him with mine!

I'll boff you with mine Bong. Arse, boff her with your biff.

Wait ... so who's boffing who with whose?? 🤔

@Strongerin2020 spill!

I've been wondering this for days...who is Mads Mikelson??

This is all you need to know

Christ on a bike

Fk me. He's been my dream guy for years. He is unbelievably sexy and would definitely smell of leather, cigarettes and sweat. And eventually my fanjo 🥰

Get to back of the queue you Lush. I'm happy to share but he's crazy about me. He likes them old and fat.

Not sure l would give a fuck what he smells like 🤪

Well, there's that. But, hazard a guess at his smell - stale chow mein or leather, rum, tobacco and bracing sea air? And big balls.

I wonder what he's like in the sack 🤔

Oh he's marvellous, very energetic, very giving.

Thigh Can we share him?

Highonstilts in the sack:- athletic and very very dirty

I'd like him to smell of my vagina!

I'm willing to share but I'd like him to shower between ladies. Now we have to choose his shower routine. I'm going to wash his willy, it'll take quite some time.

OH MY GOD, he is awful. He'd smell of plastic skin and baldy eyelids...the man has no eyelashes and he looks like a creepy, waxwork dummy.

Thigh- you have made me chuckle this morning reading about you washing his willy. please make sure you get it really clean for me!?

He looks like he's straining with a recalcitrant poo in that photo.

womble that's exactly it. I was struggling to place the expression and you've nailed it.

His bumhole is not very clean for the new decade is it?

I'm sure Thigh would happily give him an enema?