Can anyone tell me what Mads Mikkelsen smells like?

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I think he'd wear Aramis. Who has smelled a celeb and what did they smell of?

I woke up to the faint wiff of a Gregs sausage roll coming from under my slanket and found Mads hiding in there quivering with fear and fitfully sleeping. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM AND WHY HAS HE GOT SEQUINS ON HIS COCK?

But what does he SMELL like? It's limes isn't it?

I met him. He smelled of Armani 😁

Goth really?!!! Are you lying? How did you smell him?

Phil can you give us a clicky link to the twitter please?

Not limes. Gregs sausage rolls and a hint of maccy's breakfast.

And erm, my piss

Maccy's breakfast though, i see Mads as a sausage mcmuffin fan.

That's the one.

And his sausage is a BIG fan of my mcmuffin.

Most likely smells like a butcher shop with all the meat he handles in Hannibal!

Mads Mikkelsen now smells of penis fish! FACT!

A pp is wrong.

Tom Hardy smells lovely.

He occasionally takes his son to a sport/activity and loads of my mum friends who have taken their sons to this activity (think similar : football or one of those skydiving birthday parties) have met him.

Quite right Arse! Cheek! I've also got some YABUs!

One of them was me!

You said arsecheek!

You are arsecheek

Just popping in to say if you're worried about Alicia Vikander, I'm, y'know, happy to take her under my wing. 😜

He smells of Amouge.

We chat about our day while snuggling up on the sofa and sharing snacks.

Oh sorry, wrong thread

Oh are we reliving the Th'ikea thread Bare?

Our triumph twas glorious back in our victorious heyday ( before we were no longer allowed to rig votes!)

We sip a cup of lukewarm milk and snuggle up together watching CBeebies!

'He smells of expensive perfume'

'We play educational games and bake biscuits'

It was just deja vue DT!

He smells of dog shit because he doesn't look where he is going.