Can anyone tell me what Mads Mikkelsen smells like?

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I think he'd wear Aramis. Who has smelled a celeb and what did they smell of?

He smells of vomit because it's NYE and he's started early.

He smells of expensive perfume and ballsacks. Just sayin'

I can't say who's ballsack he smells of but it's my perfume.

'We smile at each other lovingly whilst doing arty crafts before curling up on the sofa together'

Sorry, I almost went into a saccharine induced trance then reliving the days of glory!

He smells of apple strudel and nutmeg!

And vomit

He smells of kittens and bows!

He smells of cheap speed and sharks!

He smells of the smoke from a thousand Ikea stores burning!

HELP! DT! I'm falling into a vortex of the old Thikea thread! Pull me oooouuuuut!

Mads! Throw your cock in for me to grab hold of!

Fuck off Tom Hardy. You're no use!

BARE come back immediately, you are sorely needed in Cuntington to keep it real!

No more Thikea pleasantries, we have more Cuntz work to do!!

No, no, he smells of Asda Smart Price cat food and Lambrini.

I think he'd wear a classic scent...

A warm breath of wind through peppermint gum trees.

He's as fit as fuck.

Leather, sweat, tobacco and wood.

Definitely

He'd smell of a huge throbbing cock.

he smells fishy and stanky

Tom Hardy smells like heaven and lust

I can confirm it personally

Thick I'm coming for you.

www.shortlist.com/news/mads-mikkelsen-interview

Mads on sniffing Cumberbitch. Who obviously smells like wet jumpers and wee wee.

See, of all the delicious Carlsberg smelling of Danish actors you could choose, surely Nikolaj Coster-Waldau would be your man? This chap looks like he smells of Joop and Wetherspoons.

I'd have Nikolaj for breakfast and Mads for MAIN COURSE Phwoooaaarrrr 😋

He's taking his clothes off now

Mads on a fag break