Been awake since just after 6am, as DP got up for work and decided to suffocate me use copious amounts of cheap body spray in the spare room because he got up too late for a shower and then walk back into the bedroom carrying a thick miasma of Teenage Boy to get his phone.
Briefly considered going to Lidl to see whether it was quiet at 8am, but discounted that on the grounds that I couldn't be arsed I needed coffee and a shower first.
Got downstairs to realise that the house is an utter shit tip and it's not showing the fucking hideous Christmas decorations DP has lovingly purchased and adorned the house with to great effect. So I'm cleaning out the DTwatCats' shit box whilst they squabble like two spoiled children on December 28th because it's pissing down and is barely daylight outside.
The rest of the morning will consist of cleaning.
I might meet DP from work, but his main interest other than staying in the pub given half a chance will be avoiding the town centre and getting home. I'll then be trying to persuade him to clean the sodding kitchen properly and then, hopefully, he'll come with me to a gig this evening if it's not pissing down again.
The only things I really need to do that are Christmas related are -
Buying him a couple of things to open on the day, as the few pairs of trunks/boxers he has are essentially ball hangers, they're so threadbare and I've been throwing out them and knackered socks for months until I realised if I did any more, he'd be going to work bare bollocked and footed, neither of which are in his list of Acceptable Work Attire. He wants an electric razor as his main present, but we've agreed that can wait until they are (hopefully) reduced after the 25th.
Getting some form of dead bird for dinner, plus the veggies and accompaniments I like. And his blasted lump of pig for gammon for the rest of the winter week. He has to come along for that. I am not suffering alone, even though it's not that bad going first thing Christmas Eve, as it means we're leaving just as the rest of the world gets there.