Pocket dial voicemail, what can you hear? (Audio included)

[AravisQueenOfArchenland]

What are your first thoughts, as to what's happening, in this accidental call/voicemail?

Posted too soon, audio to follow asap.

This is not an AIBU

YABU

I can definitely hear him whispering that...

Sorry taking ages to upload, the aibu is about the content of the audio.

Yes I am being unreasonable, sorry why oh why are the preview and post buttons so close together

I had no idea you could upload audio!

I haven't seen evidence that you can yet @frivolouspancake

Me neither.

Audio... upload? How do you that?

(looks for new button)

I had to skip through parts because I have sensitive ears so it was grinding my gears but it sounds like a keyboard tapping in a weird rhythm to me, like someone typing the same sentence over and over.

Sounds like someone riding a horse at first...second half sounds like someone eating crisps and gulping tea, noisily.

Just sounds like someone walking along with the phone in their pocket.

On a train then crunching crisps?

It’s just walking, entering a building, possibly making a drink & then walking again to my ears.

No idea

I took one for the team and listened with headphones and I still don’t have a clue what I’m meant to be hearing?

OP What do you think it is?

I made a video (camera covered by case) using another mobile, to record the voicemail, sent it to myself via bluetooth, and uploaded to youtube (link only, to be deleted soon).

Well that was boring, I was hoping to hear some gossip about someone! .

I thought someone on a train at first, but when the noise stopped I changed my mind.

What do.you think it is OP

My guess is OP thinks it sounds like someone having sex. I remember someone having to do a lie detector on Jeremy Kyle because her husband set up microphones in their house and thought he heard her having sex.

Just sounds like it was in a pocket with keys or coins banging the mouthpiece. DH does it all the time.