Pocket dial voicemail, what can you hear? (Audio included)

[AravisQueenOfArchenland]

What are your first thoughts, as to what's happening, in this accidental call/voicemail?

That could be anything repetitive. Train, walking, horse-riding. Obviously it could be someone having sex, but I don't think you should jump straight to that conclusion.

She wasn't, if anyone's interested

It sounds like someone walking along with a phone in their pocket, I think.

The Loch Ness Monster swallowed a phone.

Very unexciting perfunctory sex if that's what you think it is!

They'd also be having sex with their trousers on because there's a lot of rattling

Sounds like nothing in particular.

Crunchy sound is walking, spoken word may have said “shit,” but not clear enough to know for sure then sounds like someone taking cups out of cupboard.

Dh pocket dialled me yesterday sounded just like this!

It's just someone walking with a phone in their pocket.

YABU

Why what do you think is happening op???

My DP does this ALL the time. Calls me from his pocket while he's walking along. That's the exact same sound as your clip. Except with mine you would hear me shouting "you've phoned me from your pocket again!"
I also get 4 minute voicemail messages of him phoning me from his pocket while walking along. Very boring. Annoying as it also runs his battery down and he never charges his phone properly.

I couldn’t make out anything much apart from it sounds like someone walking briskly with a phone in their pocket.

Dh’s work phone is terrible for pocket dialling. I had him & a colleague, obviously on a tea break, discussing biscuits a week or so ago. Chocolate hobnobs appeared to be winning before it cut off.

Horse riding on a gravel path.

It's someone on their way to the bottle bank.

Walking. I have had and left voicemails like this before. The weird sounds are made by (light) physical contact with the microphone. It doesn't take much to make a noise, even fabric rubbing is enough. My mum is a lover of dangly earrings, it sounds like someone banging a saucepan when they jangle against the microphone.

Phone in a washing machine??

Windscreen wipers

Just the sound of a phone in a pocket - it jingles against others things as you walk.

Horsey horsey don’t you stop, clippity clop ?

Sounds like someone walking. Repetitive.

Someone horse riding by the rhythm of the noise.

Just walking. If it is sex it is rubbish sex imo

It sounds like a repetitive mechanical noise, like an automatic copy/stapling machine.