Pocket dial voicemail, what can you hear? (Audio included)

[AravisQueenOfArchenland]

What are your first thoughts, as to what's happening, in this accidental call/voicemail?

OP, what do you think it is?

And do you not find it odd to go to these lengths to check where some is or what they are doing?

Chocolate hobnobs appeared to be winning before it cut off

Did you marry him knowing his strange biscuit preferences? Surely plain hobnobs are better for dunking? Or is he one of that strange breed of non dunkers?

The repetitive noise sounds very familiar but I can't think what it is.
Can't here anyone saying anything though.

The person said they were asleep in a chair?

Probably from a Russian number station

Bed creaking?

At home?

Sounds like a Dalek going round knocking doors and briefly saying hello to people.

*an armchair

Marleyisme it only took a few minutes, until it came to uploading, that took what felt like an age.

Well, that’s 4 minutes of my life I’m not getting back!

Just sounds like someone walking with their phone in their pocket against coins or whatever.

Sounds like phone in pocket, walking, making tea then more walking to me.

This person has form for telling fibs, just wondered if it did sound like they were out and about, not dozing at home.

Was the chair made of crisp packets?

If he's a liar and you can't trust him then LTB

I tell people I am places I am not. Because its non of their business. I hate people knowing where I am all the time.

Definitely walking and not sleeping. Also there was spoken words on there but not easy to make out. Unless this person sleep walks and talks and is also prone to making a cupping whilst having a snooze then someone’s telling porkys!

Marleyisme yes but I take it you don't leave people voicemails, then offer an explanation when it was mentioned (I bet they have no credit left), without being asked.

Depends on who it is.

I don't like people knowing where I am either. I have a relative who will ring me, can always tell when I'm outdoors, and will then ask "where are you?!". Like I'm a shut in, who never leaves the house .

In this case the silly pre-emptive lying, is really starting to grate, and makes me question other things they've said.

If it was a guy in a chair, then he wasn't asleep...he was having a wank instead.

So most of you heard someone walking?

"Obviously it could be someone having sex, but I don't think you should jump straight to that conclusion."

I didn't, (though it did cross my mind for a second ).

"If it was a guy in a chair, then he wasn't asleep...he was having a wank instead."

I hope not

Could the person be lying because they’re buying Christmas presents?

MarianaMoatedGrange he’s a non dunker & I did marry him knowing this. It’s ok though because he doesn’t like plain or dark choc digestives which are my biscuit of choice (plain to dunk, choc for when I’ve not got a hot drink handy)

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