To think "Jamie at Home" shoudl actually be filmed, you know in a 'home' that we could relate too.. not him cookign in what appears to be a shed...

[Dabbles]

(prepares to be shot down by all the posh people who have their outside oven...)

This thread has had me laughing out loud - but ladies, really, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall??????????????????????? You cannot be serious. He is a minger.

That may or may not be a defamatory comment.

could i just point out that a pinko is a wishy washy commie NOT a commie

Hence pink rather than red

This thread is fantastic!

I would shag Gordon at the drop of a hat
And Novelli in his day (he once winked at me in one of his restaurants and I just wanted to rip all my clothes off instantly)

Hugh is terrible tart, he snogs all women btw, I know several that have.

Ainsley????? OMG, whoever said they would shag him is MAD. Though he is terribly nice and has lovely kids and is a Gooner all of which are important but he is NOT sexy

he really is such a nob isnt he!!! And did anyone see his fingers last night - FILTHY!!!!

What - was Jamie cooking with dirty hands? Even Big Cook and Little Cook wash their hands first!

I like Jamie, really admire what he did for school dinners and 15 but I'm not a fan of his cooking/cookery programmes. I can't stand artificialness (is that a word?) when it's all supposed to be at home, relaxed, au natural etc. And I just cannot get on with his recipes, they don't work for me. I appreciate this is just me being a numpty though

I wasn't impressed wit his BBQ. The salmon looked revolting.

i reported my own post. have they deleted it?

i love this thread too, but wouldn't want to get mn into troub.

It didn't it, LA? Looked undercooked to me.

Looking at Jamie makes me feel ill sometimes.

LOL Soph, in the cold light of day I was thinking KrabbiePatty was probably right and some deletion might be a good idea

Just in case GR turns out to be the sort of arse who would get off on closing down a mums' website. No evidence he is, of course, but just in case.

He's not exactly a good advert for healthy food is he?

(sorry you're not feeling too good, fio)

Agree with dirty fingernails. It's really off-putting. I'd never noticed the fat tongue but now I always will. A bit like knowing that Daddy Pig in Peppa Pig is a giant testicle. I can't see anything else now.

Has anybody else noticed that Delia is always pissed?

Gordon? Oooh yes please plus breakfast. Although having read his autobiography I really should know better.

i think jamie is fantastic - a lovely person and a real dynamo

but i wish he would take some time off and go a health spa and do a bit of jogging - i think he looks as if he is about to keel over with a coronary

What's this about Daddy Pig being a giant testicle? Having said that you are right! Having just you bought a few peppa pig things from the peppa pig online store for my children, the daddy pig toy that comes with it, does look funny and like a testicle, yuck!

what a random last post on this thread!!!

I have felt a bit uncomfortable about JO for some time now but couldn't work out what it was. Having read the entire thread, I now realise that yes it was indeed his oversized tongue.

I'll never be able to look at him in the same way now!

Mind you, might it have its uses, given the direction this thread has taken?

Actually, totally take that back, you couldn't, could you, you would have to laugh at him at a critical moment.

(BTW, speaking of children's programmes and testicles, does anyone else think Macca Pacca looks like a giant maggot?)