To think "Jamie at Home" shoudl actually be filmed, you know in a 'home' that we could relate too.. not him cookign in what appears to be a shed...

[Dabbles]

(prepares to be shot down by all the posh people who have their outside oven...)

Gosh I'm getting all pink here. For the purposes of this fantasy I would really rather Nigel was not castrated thank you pointydog.

Kathy, I'll have to go with Hugh (but Nigel is still in my line of sight with his rubbing in method).

dh snogged hugh's sister or cousin (he can't remember which)

not much of a claim to fame really.

better one is that he snogged rachel [eyebrows] weiss

how can you prefer a namby-pamby crumble-rubbing method to a chopping, slicing or skinning method?

You make nigel sound like the lava-lamp-and-ambient-music equivalent of a date. He might as well be a eunuch.

Kathy definition here, found purely by accident one day. It's ironic .

Tory Shadow Cabinet: William Hague, he does have a very massive brain which puts a tick in my box.

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LOL Pointy.
Surely a bit of crumble making could precede the goat skinning and chopping?

slubber STOP FANCYING NIGEL

it's wronged up (not cause he is gay but cause he just isn't fanciable)

sophable wakes up from a haze of (very nice) pommeau [doooop doooop ENORMOUS PONCE ALERT]....since WHEN has goat skinning become sexy???????

wtf?

Thank you Slubber.

slubber i agree....if i absolutely HAD to i'd do william. at least the pre and post coital conversation would be fabulous.

slubber i agree....if i absolutely HAD to i'd do william. at least the pre and post coital conversation would be fabulous.

Of course goat skinning is sexy!
It's an alpha male thing I think - a bit like your Gordon Ramsey thing but more primeval.

Now looky here this is my fantasy and if I want Nigels hands rubbing crumble then that is bloody well what they will be doing. Continously.

Ok I will put the rest of Nigel in a box....no that's mean, he is in a Punch and Judy tent with just his hands and bowl of flour and butter on show.

HAPPY NOW

fire starting, shelter building, hunting, fishing, even goat killing...

but goat skinning???? if you want to talk alpha, that's women's work!!

Am with you on Hague - I don't think he is a smug, ignorant or evil bastard, which is the main thing.

LMFAO

I think skinning a goat would take a lot of physical strength, actually.

PMSL @ the Nigel Slater Punch and Judy booth.

OOOO do you think that they are evil....john redwood maybe (more likely insane) teresa might be but do you think the rest are EVIL??? like blair evil?????

Is John Redwood still about? Oh dear Lord he is shamefully awful. That clip of him making up the words to the Welsh National Anthem.

William peaked too early imo.

Hague vs Brown would be a much more interesting contest.

oh noooo.

got carried away.

too political

i love tony really (bites tongue off at the lie) and i'm not a tory. honest.

[covers self with dust and ashes and wanders off ringing bell]

Some of them must be evil, surely?

john redwood has a PLAN.

you have to make there be more trains by putting rubber wheels on them.

this is true it was on radio4 and being laughed at by the editor of railway weekly or somesuch.

btw Kathy...goat skinning is done 'off set' on my island. In fact that is what Delia has been put to good use doing. Hugh is killing beasts and manfully running his fingers through his shaggy hair.

OOh - I used to fancy Ramsay A LOT. Wanted him to take me hard in an alleyway - standing up job, yum.

I had gone off him a bit now that I realise I'm not the only one.

But that "suck you fucker" story has definitely got my lady interested....

Is Hugh wearing his thick glasses or did he lose them in the shipwreck?