To think "Jamie at Home" shoudl actually be filmed, you know in a 'home' that we could relate too.. not him cookign in what appears to be a shed...

[Dabbles]

(prepares to be shot down by all the posh people who have their outside oven...)

, you lot pissing all over my fantasy chef list with truth about sexuality.

Ok Ok Nigel is now down with Delia.

(can I transplant Nigels hands onto Hugh)?

Floyd - old soak.

You'd never get a decent conversation out of him.

boris would be great rolloping rollicking womping fun....but a bit flabtasm.

well yes but if you transplanted the hands the cooking might get a bit confused - what if the arms were trying to butcher a goat and the hands were trying to rub in crumble mix?

slubber i'm so sorry.

ok.

seriously. floyd. floyd in prime, just begun career floyd: fantastic for seductive full of outrageous flirtation night out, but I STILL WOULDN'T SHAG HIM.

Giles Brandreth

in a jumoper

i cannot imagine delia having an orgasm.

although she might be a bit shouty like she was when pissed at the football which I though was fabulous footage.

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delia seems like a dark horse

oooo, no i don't think boris is thick for a second.

terminally untactful. but not thick.

pmsl at this thread

and a momentary when i read nicest as incest...

I do not want to imagine Delia having an orgasm.

lol Kathy, Ok this is pushing the boat out a bit but how about Hugh strangling goats and picking bunches of wild water garlic or something, while Nigel sits quietly beside me gently rubbing in his crumble mix.

Oh yes that's much better.

no. me neither really, but it just came to me kathy.

right. some of the new guard tories are quite tottimungous.

ed thingy? err, let me just google i'll find you some.

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[[http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/21/cameron_cabinet.jpg errr...actually NO, not a single one of them. the best looking is the gay one ffs]

nigel could be your and huge's eunuch slave, slubber

But which one would you shag Slubber?

timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/21/cameron_cabinet.jpg

apropos of not much, think that square jaw man from ready steady cook that is ex amateur is loathsome and not in the least fanciable, but apparently he is silver surfers choice.

theresa may is steely isn't she. like her heels.

PMSL at the Cameron cabinet. They're not promising, are they? I expect they're rich, though.

therea may is certainly the only shaggable tory in that photo