To feel thoroughly ashamed of myself?

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My DH has just been hoovering the sofa and found... some parts of a game we haven't played for 2 years, the TV remote we lost a year ago AND a phone which disappeared the previous Feb! I also have a highly convincing answer to my question: "Where on earth do all my pens disappear to?" How embarrassing!!

I'm impressed. Like treasure hunting.

Never no cash these days.
It used to be my emergency bus fare.

I bet there were raisins down there too. There's always raisins when I hoover under my sofa cushions.

Isn’t the sofa the first place to look for lost remotes?

Did he find my marbles? Been searching for them everywhere!

You didn't think to look under the sofa cushions when you lost the remote and the phone? That's what I don't understand.

No treasure down mine just pure filth.

years ago my ex and i bought a sofa second hand. when we got it home we both remarked on the rattling it made so tipped it upside down and took the hessian off the base. inside apart from knitting needles and cutlery there was £15 in coins! as the sofa only cost us £12 i considered that good going!

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Ewww, what a filthy slattern!

#kidding!

So he should be. Hovering once every 2 years?

I dread to think what I might find under my sofa, bet it won't be cash!
Same with my bed.

When we moved house a few years ago, the removal men found a slice of toast that had fallen down between the join of the corner sofa. I still feel the shame when I think about it

Tonight is THE night here...
Pulling the sofa and chairs out!!

The Xmas, once a year blitz of the front room!!

Cat has caused our dresser to be moved out, and has therefore found all the cat toys she has lost over the last 6 months.

Tonight is THE night here...

Haha winter, same here! I await DH's return from work to help me dismantle our massive L shape sofa

I found a squashed mouse under the sofa cushions once

We have just found some bath toys on the top of the wardrobe. DS is nearly 19 and hasn't played with toys in the bath for at least years.

at least 10 years!

My friend once blamed her partner's feet (!) for the rank smell in the living room. He insisted he'd bathed and put clean socks on.
She had to apologise when she moved the sofa to hoover and found a decomposing mole that the cat had brought in.

The stupid thing is we DID look under the sofa cushions for the remote and the phone! And we have hoovered it more recently... just clearly not very thoroughly.

£15??? nice one! I only found 20p.

Squashed mouse! Ewwwwwwwww!

We got new sofas in January........... I swear our DVD remote is in the old one because we haven't seen it since.

My mum once found a perfectly preserved and very dried out dead frog under hers.

Moles, frogs and mice? Every witch needs a sofa, I see.