@WinkyisbackontheButterBeer - yes, my inflatable dolphin has a name. She's called Delphine. She makes a very good swimming float, as I can rest my chin on her tail and just paddle along .... which is very pleasant.
Wear a swimsuit without cycle shorts over the top. I have horrific varicose veins on my thighs.. More lines rhaand ordnance survey map.
I've been swimming once in 8 years through paranoia despite wanting to take the kids and not just spectate leaving dh to do the fun bit
Awww, OnTheFence, that's so sad! Swimming is great (with or without an inflatable dolphin). No one should feel she can't swim, just because of something like that. Get in that pool right now!
I would dance in the street. My feet are always itching when I have music on my headphones during my commute.... and sometimes I take a surreptitious turn when I think nobody is looking..... but I would love to dance properly, without worrying about people judging me or thinking I was trying to grab attention
I don't wear headphones, but I always want to dance in shops, if they are playing good music. Sometimes, if there's no one in the aisle, I do. Otherwise I'm the slightly weird person waiting at the checkout, just jiggling about a bit, because I can't totally contain my dancing urges. I do a lot of random spontaneous dancing about at home.
Walk on walls
Oh dear. I'm afraid I do that one.