What threads just piss you off the minute you see the title?

[LingyLangy]

Thoughts

Just for fun

Parent and child parking

Where 'of' is used instead of 'have' or 'with'.

"Line eyes needed"

"Hand hold please"

Anything with 'CF' in the title

"Talk to me about...."

The line/pregnant ones!

Oh God yes, the 'AMA' threads just make me think 'Get over yourself'.

As a result I never ever open them.

Anything about Mils.

How much to you weigh?

A fucktonne ok?

All the anti- trans stuff. It's absolutely cannibalised the feminist content on here. And (I'm not coming back to debate this so don't bother derailing this thread) I find the discourse shockingly bigoted and nasty. It breaks my heart that LGBTIQ people have to read that crap in an otherwise mainstream and relatively sensible forum.

Anything Brexit related

Anything that says ..... And go!.... Like them saying that makes me want to give them my thoughts!

Best tea time meals... And go!
Best supermarket.... And go!

No I won't.

@LoverNotOfChicken oh yes!! That drives me nuts. Like they assume everyone is sitting at their computer dying to compete for the opportunity of doing research for a stranger for free.

Anything where someone wants to “call someone out” over something.

Wheelchair vs buggy on a bus

It is NOT an EITHER / OR and it IS people being goady cunts

Last time, I, a wheelchair user, took a bus, there were 3 buggies on the bus too. We just fitted in around each other like Tetris

And everybody respected each others equal right to be on the bus like grownups

Imagine that!

anything about MILs
asking for baby names - if you want 'yooneeke', think it up yourself
and the twee f or c, or even worse bl**dy, come on!!

I don't open threads where the title is written in capital letters.

The illiterate types —from NetMums— whose posts are non-punctuated gibberish wittering on about ‘we was’ ‘he’s son is a devil child’ ‘should of seen this coming’ ‘could of but we was round the house and there kid were crying’. For fucks sake. Just stop it. If you want people to provide support and information, at least put a primary school-level of literacy in your wall of text.

And; wHy aRE NoT-MumMies on MUMSNET rage rage 😄fucking wise up.

Anything along the lines of "If you were the woman in xx cafe/shop/station today...."
Those treads are either totally having a go at the person's parenting or looking for a clap on the back because the poster smiled or sympathised with the person in some way.

All the anti- trans stuff. It's absolutely cannibalised the feminist content on here. And (I'm not coming back to debate this so don't bother derailing this thread) I find the discourse shockingly bigoted and nasty. It breaks my heart that LGBTIQ people have to read that crap in an otherwise mainstream and relatively sensible forum.

This though. @Soon2BeMumof3

It makes me embarrassed to mention mumsnet to people IRL.

Transphobic ones

Yes definitely the disappointed to have a boy thread! And any that go on about how a daughter is a daughter all your life and a son is only here till he marries. 🙄 Down with the SMOGs!

'DH ate the last salted caramel....should I LTB'

Threads in the pregnancy section asking 'can I eat X'

I get some people are very anxious but the lists/ advice are right there on the NHS website, top of the google results.

but as the NHS website doesn't specifically list e.g tinned birds eye custard, or cheese strings as a safe item (both real MN threads), you just have to assume that as it's not a soft cheese or tinned liver or generally on the NHS list it's probably safe.

‘AIBU to think’- Yes. Your title is shite.

‘What dog breed should I pay some scumbag for that’ll be gOoD WitH kidS and will tolerate JaiidenMaii abusing it?’

‘Shock! My kids don’t like my current lover! How can I force my sexual partners into the lives of my kids who are clearly already in need of intense counselling?’

‘I fucked my boyfriend of 4 days with no contraception, now he doesn’t want My Miracle, this is completely surprising news to me.’

Is this racist?
Going to London. What should I wear?

'I've got £500 to spend on a new handbag, helllppp meeeee'

feckers.