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AIBU?

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What threads just piss you off the minute you see the title?

416 replies

LingyLangy · 05/11/2019 23:12

Thoughts

Just for fun

OP posts:
PortiaCastis · 08/11/2019 08:39
  • are you after the sympathy vote

Correction to previous post

DidntLikeRugbyAnyway · 08/11/2019 09:31

Am I pregnant?

Is anyone else pregnant here? (no, no-one...).

Can you see a line?

Infact most of the pregnancy board is the same thread repeated.

Anything with livid, outraged or fuming in the title.

campion · 08/11/2019 10:39

Well you already know that yourself x2boys so why bother asking? There are books and books and websites devoted to names. Do people really decide to name their dc Charlotte because I've suggested it?
#waits for people to pile on crying yes!yes!

MazDazzle · 08/11/2019 10:53

Line eyes.

Anything to do with MN hive or hive mind or wise people of MN.

Come hither.

x2boys · 08/11/2019 11:01

I didn't ask @Campion I was just replying to.a Pp who.was asking about names that go with sibling namesConfused

QueenOfOversharing · 08/11/2019 11:01

@nothingcanhurtmewithmyeyesshut
Has anyone gotten bupropion prescribed for depression. NO! You will never get a yes because it isn't FUCKING LICENCED. and breathe

-whispers- I've had it, as an adjunct a few years ago. Did fucking zilch though. Also had vortioxetine & none of GPs or pharmacist had heard of it & it made things worse.

BuzzShitbagBobbly · 08/11/2019 13:10

Anything about cyclists. I just can't read them as they are so full of vitriol and sweeping generalisations.

And then the minute a person with a bike says "hang on a sec, not all of us are utter cunts", they are subject to a mass kicking for not accepting some are and how they can't ever hear a word said against them and here they come being all defensive etc.

And EVERY person who hates "cyclists" will have a personal direct experience of being seriously maimed by a maniac going 100mph on a blind bend at night time with no lights in ninja clothing who deliberately aimed for them, while the poor beleaguered person was helping their blind grandmother back home from the last time they were mown down and nearly killed by a cycling menace.

Jupiters · 08/11/2019 13:40

Am I pregnant? - have you done a test? No? Then there's no way on this earth MN is going to be able to tell you one way or the other.

Can you see a line on this test? If you've done the test and are holding it in your hands I think you've got a much better chance to see if it's positive or not.

Why are people without children on here? Absolutely done to death. Bonus points when they start their post with "long time member" as they clearly aren't.

DidntLikeRugbyAnyway · 08/11/2019 13:44

I DH has a hobby but I can’t name it because it’s outing.

Redannie118 · 08/11/2019 13:52

This reply has been withdrawn

The OP has privacy concerns, and so we've agreed to take this down now.

FizzyIce · 08/11/2019 14:03

Anything that says “gives me the rage “
Or “makes my teeth itch”
I just know it’s going to be something absolutely ridiculous as soon as I see those titles

VanyaHargreeves · 08/11/2019 17:00

Questions that surely could be answered by an intelligent child

Why do some people do X, (when X is a very normal thing) because my family don't do X

Why don't my parents do what other posters parents do?

Because people are different and enjoy different things, why is it a mystery that can only be revealed to you by strangers on a forum?

campion · 08/11/2019 22:21

Sorry x2boys I didn't word that very well Blush. For 'yourself' I was meaning 'oneself' ie not you personally,more in the sense of most people.
So people asking about matchy names already have a pretty good idea what they'll choose,so I wonder why they ask.

x2boys · 08/11/2019 23:08

Ah no worries @campion.

Dieu · 09/11/2019 07:43

'Should I let my husband's family stay for one night?'

'AIBU never to open my front door?'

Aye to both, ya weirdo.

XXcstatic · 09/11/2019 09:09

'Should I let my husband's family stay for one night?'

'AIBU never to open my front door?'

And, to complete the set, "I told the postman/small child/elderly lady who looked at my baby to fuck off & die. I'm NBU, am I?

Craftycorvid · 09/11/2019 09:34

All the ‘line eyes’ ones - once I’d worked out what that meant Grin

Most things posted under ‘feminism’ sadly. We can debate the legal/ethical/philosophical issues around gender vs. biological sex without getting nasty about whole groups of people, which solves nothing and gets us no further forward.

ooooohbetty · 09/11/2019 17:27

Anything with the word Uber in it. I hate it.

spaniorita · 09/11/2019 17:28

"What shall I put in my hospital bag?"

Dieu · 09/11/2019 19:12

@XXcstatic

Of course, I forgot about precious firstborn mothers.
Some people really are incurable bores.

StrangeLookingParasite · 09/11/2019 22:22

TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN, stop referring to men getting into women's spaces.

Yes screeching it loudly is very convincing.

On what basis can that statement TWAW be true? I will not be compelled to lie.

Alsioma · 10/11/2019 01:39

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HouseworkAvoider10 · 10/11/2019 02:30

Unreasonable posts related to teacher bashing.

chocolatemademefat · 10/11/2019 03:36

The threads with people not wanting visitors after having a baby because they want bonding time. Excuse me while I spew. It doesn’t make you special - it just makes you look like a selfish twat.

FridalovesDiego · 10/11/2019 03:39

Am I the only person who.... NO, no of course you are not, you fucking thick piece of shit.