AIBU to ask for your local sayings?

[Minorityreports]

I just looked down at my almost empty bottle of wine and thinking of the long night ahead said aloud (I live alone - not sure whether that makes it better or worse)... 'WELL THAT'S NOT GOING TO LAST ME PISSING TIME'.
I had it said before I realised it haha.

Love to hear your other little colloquialisms/madness/things yer Ma says that you still say

Hm, Idk. I'm not a native speaker but I can't translate?
it hails cats
dumb like bread
you wanted a bike so you need to paddle

Suff like that?

Yer ma on toast.

I could.
not can't.
And stuff. Not Suff... (seeing as we aren't talking about consuming alcohol...)

'Where too?'
'Yer tiz'

Round here - 'nesh' (someone who feels the cold), 'mardy' (stroppy/grumpy for no reason), 'it's black over Bill's mother's' (it's going to rain/storm on the way)

@ShinyMe - Manchester/Cheshire way? I say all of that and people where I live now don't know what I'm on about 😂

"fuhgeddaboudit" is a New York classic that went into the OED in 2016.

@ShinyMe Derbyshire

Round here, all shop cashiers end transactions by saying, ‘See you later’ instead of ‘bye’. Never noticed this in the place I used to live. The phrase isn’t itself unusual, just the frequency of use.

Where’s that to?

Used to properly confuse me when I first moved here!

Used to work with a woman who said “do you think I came up the Lagan in a bubble” Which I quite liked, but I don’t have the NI accent to carry it off.

“Whose dog? Twice Sundays.”

Generally used instead of “I have no idea what you’re on about”.

Bostin

@Catapillarsruletheworld are you in Wales, perchance?
"I'll be there now"

And @1Morewineplease you must be in The Black Country!

I'll not be home while 6.

I'm Derbyshire, yes.

@ShinyMe I came on to say all of those 😂

Cheshire born and bred (but now live further south...and they don't understand some of my sayings 😂)

Pure shan man!

Shy bairns get nowt

'Cheers Drive' - compulsory in Bristol when getting off a bus or out of a taxi.

I’ll show my arse in Fenwick’s window

'I will, yeah'
On yer bollocks
Christ on a bike
My word

“God’s waiting room.”

Applied to this town with a large retired population.

Come here till I tell ya
Sure it's only me
Tight bastard wouldn't spend Christmas
Go on ta fuck
Bollocks to that
No you're grand
Ye tight cunt
How r ya cunt