AIBU to ask for your local sayings?

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I just looked down at my almost empty bottle of wine and thinking of the long night ahead said aloud (I live alone - not sure whether that makes it better or worse)... 'WELL THAT'S NOT GOING TO LAST ME PISSING TIME'.
I had it said before I realised it haha.

Love to hear your other little colloquialisms/madness/things yer Ma says that you still say

Black o'er our Jacks mother's

Wind thi neck in

Keep thi sneck art

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Howlovely well I am surprised! When I lived down there people thought I was mad when I said it!

Put wood in' toile ( shut door)
I'll go to t' bottom of us stairs ( satirical comment when told something very obvious)
EE wur à reet nip currant ( so mean he'd split a raisin in two)
Get everything off to a strait edge ( finish any outstanding jobs)
Home James and don't spare t'orses ! ( an old music hall expression, made popular in the 30s) said by a passenger to the driver - either horse or motor car- means let's go.)
Buggerlugs - affectionate name for someone who's a bit of a fool
Ee's got all 'is stairs at 'ome. A smart person

It's funny isn't it! I guess some sayings are sometimes super local.

'Chopsy' is one that people outside of my hometown don't seem to have heard of!

Chairs not stairs

I moved from where people see their arses to where they greet each other with a friendly "Iawn (alright) cont!" Couldn't believe my ears at first. They also moider or mwydro instead of mither.

Ey oop

Oh yes, I grew up with 'going all round the Wrekin'. Haven't heard it in years.

Nowty to mean grumpy.
Also tenderly, from my father ' what's to do?' Meaning what's the matter.

Nesh -cold
Canna- can't
Dunna - don't
Mithering -fussing
Cob on -in a mood
Mon - friend
Mucker -driver
Mardy grumpy

My nana used to say "as smart as a beesen brush" and we've never, ever found out what a beesen brush is

Do you think I came up the Bann in a bubble?
Were you born in a field?
It's spitting. It's drizzling.
How bout ye.
Over yonder.
Aye right.
Feel wick.

Pissed as a fart
Missed me by a gnats knacker

Alright cocker
Where you born in a barn?
Put wood in thole (shut the door)
Stop fannying/ dicking about
Sweating cobs (what the fuck are cobs?!)

Do you come from warsop?? shut the door!

Loads up here......(I'm from Liverpool which has a dialect of its one and live now in the north east) the best from up here...

'Canny man canny'
'Haway'.
'What's the craic?'
'Bonny'
'It's mint'

No one mentioned adding “our” to denote a family member e.g. I went to the pub with our Dave

Recognise lots of these Nottingham / Derbyshire border

Joris perhaps it was a besom brush? Like a witches broom?

JorisBonson It’s a besom brush - made of twigs bound together.

daft 'aiperth from the Liverpool side of my family i think.

How art me ewd?

@BellatrixLeStrangest cobs are bread rolls in my part of the world !

@Charmlight - you have just solved a 35 year old family mystery. I love you.

She's bin on the leccy beach - she has a tan from a sunbed
Soft lad - daft person
If I don't see ya through the week, I'll see ya through the windah - see you soon
Ee wouldn't stop a pig in a jigger - he has bandy legs
Ah seen me arse - I was very annoyed
Ah give im down the banks - I really scolded him

Scouser.

@11Gimmechipschocolateandcake
Donegal?