AIBU to ask for your local sayings?

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I just looked down at my almost empty bottle of wine and thinking of the long night ahead said aloud (I live alone - not sure whether that makes it better or worse)... 'WELL THAT'S NOT GOING TO LAST ME PISSING TIME'.
I had it said before I realised it haha.

Love to hear your other little colloquialisms/madness/things yer Ma says that you still say

Alrite yoof? What time you gerrin um?

Me babbers
Counts Louse
Cheers Drive
Going to Asdal.

@Catterpillar sounds like you’re in Devon

Tara abit

"Are you going a tat tars?"

"Go left at the Island"

"I'm going the outdoor"

@ISeeDeadDandelions - nope, bit further north.
Also - up to high doh, I'm pure scunnered

I'm not originally from the UK and it amuses me when my two-year-old says he wants to "go down the slider".

@weebarra embra? Pure shanner of a night 🤣🤣

"Going to see a man about a dog" when going out.

Asking someone in the house "wheres mum?" And they tell you shes ran off with your uncle

And "get to fuck" can be used whenever someone asks a favour.

Haud yer wheest - be quiet
Peely wally - unwell
Stooshie - a row
Stramash - an uproar
Dreich weather - rain, gray, windy
Taps Aff - suns out get sun burning
Stookie- plaster on a broken limb
Gallus - amazing
Schemie- chav
Plook- acne spot
Bidie -in - cohabitating unmarried partner
Skelp yer airse - smacked bottom
Fetch the messages - go shopping
Ginger - any kind of fizzy drink

Och aye the noo - no one actually says this in real life

**ghostyslovesheets

Tara abit **

That's gotta be Birmingham

Not many people would know this as it is very specific to my area... "I've cruckled". Guess where I am.

I didn't think going to see a man about a dog meant going out 🤣

@jaggynettle - Midlothian but near enough! I'm originally from the weeg but here for 20+ years now. Now that DS1 has stayed high school there's a lot of shan stuff. And every reply is Naw but...

No when I used to ask my Da where hes going...

"To see a man about a dog" 😂

(Usually meant pub)

'Keep you a troshin'
Load of ole squitt
That craze me
Bushy barny bee- ladybird.
I love living in norfolk

*bishy

Oh aye - oh yes
Not doing aught/owt- not doing anything
iya- hello
Eer yare- here you go
Ow are ya ? - how are you ?
See you later - goodbye
Cheers - thank you
Summat- something
Where ya at ? - Where are you ?
Where y'off - where are you going ?
t'morra- tomorrow
Out the road - out of the way
You's - you lot
Ey up - what's up

And here's me waa?

Somewhen and anywhen -

Pop by somewhen next week.
Ok, when?
Oh anywhen will be fine.

Cheeselogs (Reading)
Monkeypeas (South Kent)

Both local words for woodlice. So random!

My mum says 'shit on the pot or get off' and it really makes me laugh

Hangin aboot like a fart in a trance

Meltin away tae a greasy spot

Pure mokkit

Oh and woodlice are slaters here