AIBU to ask for your local sayings?

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I just looked down at my almost empty bottle of wine and thinking of the long night ahead said aloud (I live alone - not sure whether that makes it better or worse)... 'WELL THAT'S NOT GOING TO LAST ME PISSING TIME'.
I had it said before I realised it haha.

Love to hear your other little colloquialisms/madness/things yer Ma says that you still say

Oh yes! and if he's seen his bottom leave him to stew in his own juice! I didn't realise how much good advice I was getting from my mother 😀

Sowpig is a woodlouse in norfolk

Gone out. Means crazy.

‘I said to him that I thought Boris Johnson was doing a good job as PM, he looked at me gone out!’

Paintedmaypole - ha yes, ‘stew in your own juice’!! 😂

One that has the same sentiment as shutting the gate after the horse has bolted: "Paid â chodi'r pais ar ôl piso" - literally 'no use lifting your petticoats after you've pissed'. Love hearing it from twee old ladies!

See your arse.
He was paralytic.
Go mad.
Soft arse.
Feel knackered/shattered.
Crack on.

DFLs (Down From London)

'August bank holiday and the beach is packed because of all the DFLs'

One of my favourite sayings which is very widely used where I’m from is:
‘Paid a malu cachu!’ (Welsh) Translated literally to ‘don’t break shit’ as in ‘don’t bullshit!’

“Dreckly”

Cornish- adverb, as in, “I’ll do it dreckly.”

Means, “It’ll get done at some point in the distant future, but you’ll be buggered if it’s done any time soon.”

As in, “The Cornish maid asked him to hang the washing out. He replied that he’d do it dreckly.”

@ShinyMe I was about to say “it’s a bit black over Bill’s mothers” my granny used to say that all the time, I always wondered who bill was! 😂

@PastTippingPoint Yes!

@BUBBLEBATHBISQUE
My nain likes to come out with ‘ddim pwynt codi pais ar ol piso!’

stop skryking will yer(crying in a whingy way)

Pot kettle black
Piss up yer leg and play with the steam
You know what thought thought?
Matey
Bloke
Yer alright- for I don't think so

Sarcasm for anything and everything is key 😂

Ow bis?
Gurt lush, innit?

When my mother visited New Zealand she was puzzled by the expression, "Is that right?" Someone would say something like, "I went to the concert last night" and someone else would say, "Is that right?"

I explained that it was just a Kiwi-ism but my mother was still of the view that if it wasn't right they wouldn't have said it!

@Catapillarsruletheworld wales?

Be there now in a minute

Dontsayyouloveme I live in Wilmslow area now but grew up in near Delamere and parents are both from Chester so not a bad guess

Dont piss on me and tell me it's raining.

Mardy
Bit black over Bill's mother's
All round the houses
Bonce
Put wood int 'ole (family a bit further north)
Giz us a croggy
Come a cropper
Plimsols
Cobs
Now then duck
Ay up mi duck.
Yawrite?
Twitchel
Bunking off
Softly, softly catchy monkey
Siling down
Daft 'a'p'orth
Daft as a brush and twice as natural.
As old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.

Stop mithering

"Stop bellyaching" (moaning)

Aww man that's proper shanful

Tekkin the jewkles down the parney for a pagga

The bairns are getting nowt!

@Dontsayyouloveme - we use Saw her arse in South Wales. Also, got her arse out, got her arse in her hand, got arsey, to mean moody/cross.

A quaint one from my paternal grandmother: "Wouldn't do the laundry" (was unable to consummate the marriage).