AIBU to ask for your local sayings?

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I just looked down at my almost empty bottle of wine and thinking of the long night ahead said aloud (I live alone - not sure whether that makes it better or worse)... 'WELL THAT'S NOT GOING TO LAST ME PISSING TIME'.
I had it said before I realised it haha.

Love to hear your other little colloquialisms/madness/things yer Ma says that you still say

Master gifted.
Said nicely but not meant as a complement.

Snicket - alley
Now, sithy (see thee) - look here
Your eyes are bigger than your belly - you’ve put more food on your plate than you can eat
Mucky pup/muck tub - dirty child
Eh up, oh aye, etc - self explanatory

You dirty article/lazy article - meant fairly affectionately, you dirty/lazy person.
You’ve got the face on - you look to be in a bad mood

Where I live now, an alley is a twitten.

1995 - Swansea area by any chance?

Not sure if it's been mentioned, but when dark clouds are looming in the distance my Nan will go "Looks a bit black over Bill's Mother's!"

I spent ages wondering who Bill was as a kid. Turns out she doesn't know either and it's a common saying where she's from!

Someone who speaks my language, Madein1995! I think I may be a bit more east than you (Valleys north of Newport), though.

‘I’ll be there now in a minute’ and ‘let’s have a cup of tea, is it?’ used to perplex English friends!

ps we always say ‘cheers, Drive’ here too!

I spent ages wondering who Bill was as a kid.

I think it's meant to have originated with William of Orange. William III or IV, can't remember, can't be bothered to Google...

Donkey's - years and years (donkeys' ears are long), as in, "he's lived there donkey's."

You can't odds it - not something you can bet on, i.e. something unexpected, unpredictable. "Shame the weather was bad, but you can't odds it that far in advance."

Howbow

The hack of ye!!!

A few of my parents:
Thems that don't ask, don't get.
Thems that don't ask, don't want. Thems that ask don't get.
Sky blue pink with a yellow border/polka dots
As much use as a chocolate teapot/fireguard/snowflake in a heatwave/snowball in the desert.
Were you born in a barn?
Because Y's not Z and Z's not butter. :- This was when I had asked the infernal "why" one too many times. Apparently, it worked when I was younger because I'd be quiet for about 10 minutes.
Clover tea. 3 leaves, 4 if you're lucky./Just show the teabag the cup./Fortnight tea. Too weak. :- How dad described making a brew for mum.
I could have driven to Blackpool and back.
Shit with sugar on. :- When asked what was for tea.
It's like Blackpool illuminations in here!
Have we moved to the Sahara? :- When mum had the heating on in the middle of August because "it's cold"

Ya wee midden
Away an take yer face for a shite
mockit
Glaikit
Manky
Get the messages
Juice (for all drinks that aren't hot, alcohol or water, which I had no idea was unusual until someone mentioned it on here)

Chankin, freezing
Peltin/ pishin down, raining heavy
Blowin a hoolie, windy

We've picked up so many random phrases from different places we've lived. I'm still saying 'Dim probs' and 'Is it?' As a response to people from living in Carmarthenshire 10 years ago. :)

The best phrase I've ever heard was my colleague who came out with an alternative to 'well obviously not' which was 'would you shit in your hands and clap?'

If we left the lights on, my father used to point out, "we're not in Battersea power station!"

Sneeped meaning upset

charlie hacky = mucky where I'm from too! Do you say 'the clip of ye' as well?

No don't say ' clip of ye'

Also ginnel for lane

Where's the thingy? - up your bum, second shelf

Interesting. Further south than me then probs. We say alley but where I am now there's ginnel or gennel

Adding to the NI ones already posted...

Bout ye
Catch yerself on
Wise the bap
Banjaxed
Your bum's a plum (and your head's a marley)
Keep 'er lit
Here's me, whaaa?
Ats us nai
Wee buns