Do people really make their partners "wash their willy"?

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Years ago I was friends with a girl who casually mentioned in a conversation that when she and her boyfriend are in the throws, and she decides to perform fellatio (great word), she'd make him wash his willy first.

I've now, ten years later, stumbled across a similar comment being made on a TV show I'm watching. This time the guy is required to do so before any sexual encounter.

Maybe I'm just lucky because my husband is a well-kept, clean guy...

AIBU to think that willy washing before sex etc. would take away from the moment?

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I could not bear to have sex unless both of us are clean and clean teeth too - that horrible smell of sperm - yuck!!

I suppose it depends on when either of us last showered! We both shower every morning and usually have a bath (just to chill out) in the evenings, so we are both clean anyway. From what I've seen of mumsnet though there are some people who only wash every 2 or 3 days and I cannot imagine oral in that situation!

Is this a generational thing? I never even knew it was a 'thang'. Am I very old?

I've got a decontamination dry shower installed in the porch for this.
Also use it for any workmen wanting to use the loo

Please confirm that you also change your sheets before & after sex.

Ah, so what’s really needed is a pre-dunk penis beaker and a post rinse penis beaker.

I’m wondering about the logistics of dunking an erect penis though. Mind you, I’d imagine the thought of rinsing it might make things go down considerably...

I'm reading this, and this sentence just came on the Tv.
' When did you smell a rat ?'
Lol my dh just asked why I just burst into laughter.

Too right, mine has a shower if he wants one. Sometimes I'll suggest a shower, he knows his lucks in.
He prefers mine like Napoleon liked his, not quite 3 weeks old though.
I am the sad person who knows the sexual preferences for some famous people. My list is growing

Some people do,some don't. Neither are right or wrong. Whatever floats their boat and suits their needs.

No I don’t need to because he’s fastidiously clean. 👍

Er yeah if he wants oral he needs to rinse first!

I would not have liked an unwashed willy. Not unreasonable for either partner to at least wash genitals before having sex but most are already showered/bathed in anticipation - unless they are minging people, which I'd avoid.

I thought I was alone!
Definitely dunk before sex and especially a blowie. No morning kisses. It actually turns my stomach when I see people on tv kissing in the morning. For the love of Colgate, go and brush your teeth!

Well you learn something every day. I did not know this was a thing 😮

Obviously we each thrice bleach our filthy sex parts before partaking of any marital couplings.

😲😲😲

Way to kill the mood. We are generally shower every day folk and also after strenuous exercise. But come on. As long as it’s had a daily rub down, it’s all just good natural pheromones... isn’t this why we actually love them in the first place.

My friend’s boyfriend had what can only be described as knob rot. Repeatedly. He had to be circumcised as an adult because he didn’t wash it properly.
I’ve always wondered how she could give him a blow job.
Dipped in bleach first.

First time I've heard of anyone doing this!

This is brilliant. I thought DH had managed to scrape the passion killing barrel by always interrupting things by rushing to the cupboard to ferret out a 'bed drape' (old towel) to protect our lovely clean sheets from 'ooze' (his words. FFS). But if he took himself to the shower, or made me go, I can absolutely guarantee he would have no requirement for his stupid bloody bed drape ever again.

Gosh. I’ve been doing sex wrong all these years

drabarni save me from googling Napoleon's sexual proclivities, please?

And this Yesterday I gave him a blow job in the utility room whilst dinner was in the over and DC was captivated with Harry Potter in the front room wins the Things I Didn't Need to Visualise Today award, well done PooWilly. With an honourary "relevance to thread" mention for your username.

Yeah, we tend to shower before sex since nearly every sexual encounter involves oral in both directions. We both prefer it that way. But we're not as frequent showerers as the rest of the MN hive-mind.

And fwiw that shower tends to be together and lots of fun !

No, not for a shag. If he wants to be sucked off, he has a quick wash though. Dick cheese isn't nice.

Never met a stinky willy thankfully. DH is circumcised and showers daily so never a problem. I would find it a mood killer to stop and wash, but do confess to an extra femwipe if I think I'm getting lucky!

Even if a man showers every morning.. ie daily.. I'd not want to be giving oral on his cock after a day at work where he's been sweating etc..

That's just grim.

Always washes. So do I