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Do people really make their partners "wash their willy"?

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Blurby · 14/10/2019 17:30

Years ago I was friends with a girl who casually mentioned in a conversation that when she and her boyfriend are in the throws, and she decides to perform fellatio (great word), she'd make him wash his willy first.

I've now, ten years later, stumbled across a similar comment being made on a TV show I'm watching. This time the guy is required to do so before any sexual encounter.

Maybe I'm just lucky because my husband is a well-kept, clean guy...

AIBU to think that willy washing before sex etc. would take away from the moment?


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GinDaddy · 09/03/2020 10:30

As a male, I'm shaking my head and trying not to laugh at this bizarre thread.

I would say more but I don't want one of those warning messages from Mumsnet mods.

SpokeTooSoon · 09/03/2020 10:36

I’m shocked at the love for butchered penises on here.

It’s not the norm in the UK.

My DH (and son has been taught to do the same) washes behind his foreskin daily. That’s all that’s required on a cleanliness level.

GinDaddy · 09/03/2020 10:53

Threads like these always end up in a competition between folk as to who can make the most humourous quip about DH's cleanliness; or, who actually makes their DH clean up before sex and how they enforce it.

It's all about signalling to the forum - good on you if that makes you happy.

roarfeckingroar · 10/03/2020 12:09

@SpokeTooSoon or Muslim

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