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Do people really make their partners "wash their willy"?

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Blurby · 14/10/2019 17:30

Years ago I was friends with a girl who casually mentioned in a conversation that when she and her boyfriend are in the throws, and she decides to perform fellatio (great word), she'd make him wash his willy first.

I've now, ten years later, stumbled across a similar comment being made on a TV show I'm watching. This time the guy is required to do so before any sexual encounter.

Maybe I'm just lucky because my husband is a well-kept, clean guy...

AIBU to think that willy washing before sex etc. would take away from the moment?


If you've found this page in your search of how to clean up after sex and cleaning your sex toys, you might find our guide to the best sex toy cleaners useful. Hope this helps! MNHQ

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gamerchick · 15/10/2019 14:36

That 'piece of skin' has a function. Ffs, can people not research what a body part does these days? Christ on a bike Hmm GF

EmeraldShamrock · 15/10/2019 15:01

Washing doesn't stop all smeg building up
It does if you wash properly.
Why would you insist on lobbing a piece off.

YoureAQuizardHarry · 15/10/2019 15:09

Work In sexual health currently and I can confirm that the smell of a tampon misplaced for weeks has nothing on smegma that has collected underneath an unwashed foreskin for weeks. The smell is horrific. A colleague of mine was on embarrassing bodies as the clinician who saw someone for extensive penile warts and on the show she flatly refused to treat him until he had washed his penis as it was impossible to treat. It's on 4od if you want to watch it..

We now have a special room for penile assessments as it has a special air flow that means the smell doesn't linger as much. It wasn't built for that purpose I think it might have been built as a theatre but it helps!

TheNumberOneSourceOfEverything · 15/10/2019 15:28

Erm... are there lots of men that don't rinse/wipe after peeing?

This is a new one. I don't know any man who after peeing takes himself to the sink to rinse. Or even wipe.

There's a reason men's public toilets don't have toilet roll at them or a tap to rinse dicks in and that's probably because it's not what men are taught to do during toilet training.

A shake when finished is pretty standard.

As for the OP.
Plain old intercourse? I couldn't care less after a day at work an no shower since the morning. Putting my face up close and his penis in my mouth after a day of manual labour and sweating and pissing? No. No fucking way and he's never once even expected or asked oral sex in those conditions. I wouldn't expect him to go down on me after a whole day of sweaty minge and no shower since 6 am either to be honest.

EmeraldShamrock · 15/10/2019 15:43

@YoureAQuizardHarry I can imagine there are lots of stinking people about. I once sat opposite a lady with her legs open the overwhelming smell of stinking vagina was vomit inducing.
Though in a one to one relationship I know DP scrubs himself daily, he is only short of pulling his foreskins back to his stomach.

flirtygirl · 15/10/2019 15:57

It unneeded and unwanted. Not a gf, that is just my opinion and you are entitled to yours.

It's up to me to choose what rules I deem important in my life, circumcision and a washed penis being some of them.

It's up to you to have your own.

Blurby · 15/10/2019 15:57

@TheNumberOneSourceOfEverything In the show I was watching, it was expected by the female partner that he washed himself before intercourse of any kind. She asked him to "wash his willy".

This is what sparked my curiosity, I understand a wipe down for blow jobs (fair enough), but intercourse. Each to their own as many have said in this thread.

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LittleAndOften · 15/10/2019 16:06

OP this is hilarious you've managed to make willy washing into a competitive sport! Only on MN 🤣

personally, DH and I synchronizer watches, scrub down with pan scourers and don his n hers HAZMAT suits. In fact, it's a miracle we conceived children at all... Hmm

DancingWithDogs · 15/10/2019 16:34

@Manicpixiedreambitch Grin really made me chuckle

gamerchick · 15/10/2019 16:51

It unneeded and unwanted. Not a gf, that is just my opinion and you are entitled to yours

Yep you go forth and mutilate your boys. Hmm stand by my GF.

Dustybun · 15/10/2019 17:13

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Dustybun · 15/10/2019 17:38

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AloneLonelyLoner · 15/10/2019 18:29

Well let's just hope flirtygirl doesn't have any children shall we. I wonder if she would say the same if she saw her baby boy strapped down on one of those circumcision tables they use. By the sounds of it, probably.

Dustybun · 15/10/2019 19:54

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Blurby · 15/10/2019 20:45

Just popping back to lighten the willy washing mood...

Do people really make their partners "wash their willy"?
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Ifonlyfor1day · 16/10/2019 07:33

personally, DH and I synchronizer watches, scrub down with pan scourers and don his n hers HAZMAT suits
🤣

Nearlyadad · 16/10/2019 09:56

Lol at the “it’s disgusting not to wash so DH does it in the sink” (presumably where you brush your teeth etc?)

Not circumcised and it really isn’t difficult to keep it clean btw. Never had any comments/complaints/ requests to wash!

flirtygirl · 16/10/2019 17:13

Lots of cultures and religions don't agree with uncircumcised males. I have 2 dds but if I have sons in future they will be circumcised. But thanks to those above for attacking my parenting skills.

I believe it's for the best and not mutilation. There are lots of common beliefs in the UK that I don't agree with but I don't attack others over their beliefs.

Andysbestadventure · 16/10/2019 17:21

Blowjobs and oral are sooo much better mid fuck. His cock gets cleaned naturally and everything is all pheremones and rampant fucking and passion. Heaven!

Andysbestadventure · 16/10/2019 17:22

@flirtygirl you are mutilating your child for what you believe, as a woman 🙄 without a penis, is better for him?

Educate yourself for fucks sake.

Deadringer · 16/10/2019 17:34

What the hell is a 'service blowie'. On second thoughts, I don't want to know.

Migrainefun · 16/10/2019 17:46

Blowjobs and oral are sooo much better mid fuck. His cock gets cleaned naturally and everything is all pheremones and rampant fucking and passion. Heaven!

Envy not envy.

Redspider1 · 16/10/2019 17:51

Jesus wept!

EllenRipley · 16/10/2019 18:19

@Manicpixiedreambitch 🤣🤣🤣

furrybadger · 16/10/2019 18:21

No way would I be putting a dick in my mouth that had been pissed out of and been kept in sweaty boxers for a 12 hour day at work 🤮🤢