AIBU to have been sarky to DP about doritos

[gwackywacky]

NC because his mums on here.
I decided to make us nachos which I then regretted because messing around with making chili, guacamole, salsa, grating cheese etc was really pissing me off when I just wanted to chill today actually.

So Im at final stage laying it all out and melting the cheese on top when dp comes behind me and rubs his hands down my sides (ugh) and then steals a posh dorito (UGH) and says 'these any good then?'. I didnt reply and he said 'oh yeah, they ARE good!' and i said 'im so relieved they meet his majestys standards'.

Then we had an argument, he accused me of being sarky, and I said I was pissed off at having to cook on a sunday actually. Btw, if I didnt cook his solution would probably be a bowl of cereal (slow clap).

Eh?

Erm.....

What the fuck? You're moaning about spooning salsa and guacamole on to some tortilla chips? If your life normally that hard?

"Cooking" 😂

Also if you're disgusted by your DP touching you, (oh how very dare he be affectionate! 🙄) Then maybe you should find a different one.

Is your life* silly phone.

There are much bigger things to worry about than being sarcastic about 'cooking' a bowl of nachos on a Sunday.
What about drs and nurses working their asses off saving people's lives with nothing to eat in them because they haven't had a chance?

Yabu

YOU decided to make nachos, You. So you decided to cook and then got pissed off at cooking!

So many easier cooking options are available yet you decided to make nachos so you’ve got yourself to blame for the mood your in really

So much fuss over a crisp

First of all, I actually made all the guacamole, salsa and chili to go on top from scratch. Of course I like him touching me but when im cooking it just makes me feel like a 50s housewife.

Don’t you usually eat on a Sunday?

Since when are Doritos posh? They’re rank.

Making chips and dips isn’t “cooking”.

May all your problems be so small.

Oh, and you were sarcastic. Not pleasant.

You were most definitely being unreasonable.

Yabu that's not cooking

NC because his mums on here.

Yeah well I don't blame you.

You'd be very easy to spot

@AnneLovesGilbert
May all your problems be so small

This!

Oh my goodness you're being utterly ridiculous.

And a martyr to boot

I just told him 'are you ready to eat?' and he said 'yeah' and continued playing Playstation. Great, I'll just lay it all out on the table ready for you then shall I?

Okay, clearly I'm unreasonable here. I'll just go back to making everything nice and pleasant for him then.

You sound a real bundle of fun. Yes yabu in fact yabvvu

I feel very sorry for your DH. He affectionately touched you and said he liked Doritos. What is wrong with you?

He complimented the food you chose to make and somehow is at fault?

You were a sarky cow. You made the decision to cook nachos. He didn’t force you and was being affectionate. I think you have issues tbh

Even with making the dips from scratch it still doesn't qualify as cooking. Not much different from making some fancy cereals.

Go have a walk/a bath or whatever and chill. This doesn't qualify as an issue, sorry.

I actuly don't even know what you are moaning about. Why would you out that much effort into nachos

I'm at a loss at to what the poor fucker actually did wrong. No wonder you want to hide from his mum. Jeez, what a non event.

You don’t sound like you like your life or your dp very much.

Wtf. You “made” nachos, your dh complimented them and then you had an argument... what happens if you cook a roast?

I get you - I would be pissed off with the lack of involvement and the lounging around on games and not contributing to them come into the kitchen expecting them to be crap and being suprised when they are (I get the so please you like them too i would have said the same)

Get your own and leave him to it