AIBU to have been sarky to DP about doritos

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NC because his mums on here.
I decided to make us nachos which I then regretted because messing around with making chili, guacamole, salsa, grating cheese etc was really pissing me off when I just wanted to chill today actually.

So Im at final stage laying it all out and melting the cheese on top when dp comes behind me and rubs his hands down my sides (ugh) and then steals a posh dorito (UGH) and says 'these any good then?'. I didnt reply and he said 'oh yeah, they ARE good!' and i said 'im so relieved they meet his majestys standards'.

Then we had an argument, he accused me of being sarky, and I said I was pissed off at having to cook on a sunday actually. Btw, if I didnt cook his solution would probably be a bowl of cereal (slow clap).

what happens if you cook a roast?

That's Nacho problem

Dp nicked a Dorito from me once. I kicked him in the cock and made him clean our toilet with the bath towel.

*aren't

I don’t understand what is going on here.

You asked if he was ready to eat, presumably so you knew whether to put dinner on the table or not?

If you wanted him to go and get it himself just tell him it’s ready?

Why did you cook if you didn’t want to?

Leave the bastard.

I'll just go back to making everything nice and pleasant for him then.

Clearly not just your DH thats on the receiving end of your sarkyness then. He was being nice, showed you some affection, complimented what you were preparing and you were unpleasant back. If I were him I would have buggered off to the pub for food and pleasanr company.

Worra

Why does he have to sit up at the table to eat? It's nachos not a three course meal!

@WorraLiberty making a mountain out of a guacamole hill?

"I actually made all the guacamole, salsa and chili to go on top from scratch."

More fool you. Who actually does that apart from in Mexico or for a dinner party??

Buy the stuff in tubs and jars for nachos like the rest of us!

You decided to give yourself the hassle of making nachos and toppings from scratch, he complimented you and you took the hump? Jeezo, I feel sorry for your DH.

YABU to be sarky at your DH and even more so at the posters who, quite rightly, told you YABU

Buttery

@butterybiscuitbasic 🤣👏

I guess the OP's just feeling cheesed off

"I actually made all the guacamole, salsa and chili to go on top from scratch."

Photo's. Or it didn't happen.

laying the table for nachos?! You should just taco them to him

My DP makes all the dips and chili from scratch too.
I don't lounge around playing the ps4 while he does it though, i dick around on MN.

have this to follow your Doritos

First world problems?

Haha Jk. But doesn’t seem like an issue?

Next time get a taco way

It sounds like you really really don’t like your husband

@WorraLiberty 😂🤣😂

I presume your relationship has turned a little chilli OP.

YANBU to make nachos (yum). However, YABU to make everything from scratch thus making your life harder and leading to irritability! Your comment was not very offensive.