AIBU to have been sarky to DP about doritos

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I decided to make us nachos which I then regretted because messing around with making chili, guacamole, salsa, grating cheese etc was really pissing me off when I just wanted to chill today actually.

So Im at final stage laying it all out and melting the cheese on top when dp comes behind me and rubs his hands down my sides (ugh) and then steals a posh dorito (UGH) and says 'these any good then?'. I didnt reply and he said 'oh yeah, they ARE good!' and i said 'im so relieved they meet his majestys standards'.

Then we had an argument, he accused me of being sarky, and I said I was pissed off at having to cook on a sunday actually. Btw, if I didnt cook his solution would probably be a bowl of cereal (slow clap).

Which is still not a great deal of effort, onion, garlic, cumin, paprika, chilli, pepper fried before you add chopped toms etc really isn’t challenging or stressful.

I’m just about to eat home made tarka dhal and I’ll be having home made veg curry with home made roti for dinner, again, not a lot of effort just everyday normal cooking.

This thread is nuts

Get a grip of yourself

Which is still not a great deal of effort

Yes get back in the kitchen and stop complaining about wife work!!

@SimonJT I also add beef. What's roti?

I don’t eat meat so I wouldn’t add it.

A roti is a type of bread, it’s similar to a naan, but a but thinner and circular.

@SimonJT interesting I did not know that, I thought you were trying to be posh by saying roast in french

Haha, if you knew me you would know I’m the complete opposite of posh!!!

The story seems to be changing an awful lot! Originally he annoyed you by interrupting you while you were 'putting the cheese on top' and still in the kitchen and not serving yet.

Then it changed to you dealing with a hard avocado at the time of the intrusion then him transporting back to the table and not getting up at all to get the nachos?

Now I've no idea what it is. Maybe he threw the avocado through the window and made off with the neighbour and they're now shacked up together! Who knows.

Nachis aren't a meal by the way and always use ripe avocados where possible OP

Also, if hard avocado is a problem you can buy frozen avocado, drunking it in hot water thaws it very quickly.

This thread has been brilliant and bonkers. Well played, everyone!

I get you OP, it’s not actually the nachos is it? They were the straw that broke the camels back. I suspect you do a hell of a lot more than make nachos and spending time making a normal Sunday dinner special for everyone else whilst they sit in their arses and then ask you if what you have made is good and start dipping in before it’s finished is irritating.

He probably didn’t do much wrong but sometimes you just get a bit pissed off with it all.

I get you.

@Ce7913 they are saying due on as in due to start your period

Well. Having just read this thread, I fancy some nachos for dinner!!

Jeez OP, the problems you have eh.

AIBU? Yes. Yes, you are. Your DH went to work, on a sunday, OUTSIDE and you're bitching about 'having to make nachos'? You find grating cheese stressful? Get yourself an electric grater - game changer.

If you find mashing an avocado stressful, how on earth do you get through a day?

Oh, to have your problems OP, it must be hard

And yes, his message was fucking hilarious. Perfectly sarcastic and succinct. I applaud him.

Aldi has a nacho kit in at the mo, and it's bloomin lovely! Complete with salsa so all you have to do is buy some guacamole (I slice avocado instead because I prefer that!) And buy a bag of grated cheese and Bob is your hard avocado.

@WellardAvocado

Thank you!

He was affectionate and complimented the food but you wanted him to leave you alone so he left you alone and you're annoyed that he.....left you alone?

Fucking hell the poor sod

I must say I think you've been a good sport on this thread, OP! You've taken it all in good humour.

Yes I agree OP! Thank you for being a good sport.... you have upped the happiness quotient among mums over the last two days (maybe also the amount of Doritos being eaten! I have a big pack next to me right now for the first time in months! 🤣)

@SimonJT you have just changed my life!! Frozen avocado! I had no idea. Thank you so much.

Frozen avocado is All Kinds Of Wrong. More wrong than even OP is wrong

But, WAIT - electric grater?! What?! I have never heard of one but I need one.

He owes you a spa break after that culinary marathon

Ummm no offence but homemade blue cheese burgers, isnt that like smush beef into balls, flatten, slap cheese on top and fry?

If that's how you make burgers, OP, I'm not coming round to yours next time you do it.

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