I am so relieved that posters laughed (and found it funny,) when I said 'they think he's a cunt - so do I' (when talking about shop assistants he always tries to be jovial with.) 
I honestly thought I would be lambasted LOL. 
I do hope I DO start to get more tolerance for him, because occasionally I get this 'hurt-little-puppy' look if I am snappy, and I do actually feel a bit bad. Deep down I do love him, and attack (verbally) anyone who upsets him, and when he is genuinely ill, I am there for him. But he has soooo many ailments (that are looked at but never found/proven, and turn out to be all in his head,) that I lose patience.
I didn't mention this on my LONG post, (as it was long enough already,) but since my DH hit his 50s four or five years ago, he moans incessantly about his health, and he has a new ailment every few weeks. His back hurts, his heart is 'fluttering oddly,' and he thinks he will have a heart attack soon, he sees stuff in front of his eyes and thinks he is about to lose his sight, he has a bad headache and thinks it's a tumour, his liver hurts, (WFT? 
) his shoulder is killing him, he feels like his hip is about to go,' he is struggling to breath so must have emphysema.. the list goes on.
In addition, he always wants me to go to the appointments with him, and I struggle to get out of it because I work mostly from home, so he knows I can go. His latest one is that his coccyx hurts at the base of his spine and he has made an appointment to see the doc next week on Monday morning ...
I am NOT going with him. I will develop a really bad headache. I know I need to be more forceful, but if I refuse to go, he probably won't go and then I will feel pretty bad if he DOES have a real problem. It will be that one time I don't go that it will be genuine! Arghhh!!! He has had about 25 visits to the doctors, various clinics, hospitals, different specialists, and the nurse in the last 4 or 5 years, and I am not kidding.
Only one small thing was found to be wrong, and that was remedied within a few weeks (earlier this year.) What annoys me as much as trailing around the county to various appointment (of HIS) is the money it must be costing the NHS! His hypochondria is a drain on the NHS, and I cannot fathom why he has not been pulled up on it by someone!
Oh and he also moans a lot about loads more stuff too... like the government, the weather, other drivers, his job, rowdy youths, his colleagues, and just about anything he can moan about. And when he goes on a rant, he says the SAME thing every time. He has a certain 'stock' sentence that he says EVERY TIME, for any one of a dozen different subjects.
Like for example, he will say 'you know what we need for these rowdy youths??' And I KNOW he is going to say 'bring back National service!' I have started to say it first, and he just looks perplexed and goes quiet. 'Hmmmm,' I say, 'I wonder how I knew you were going to say that?!' (Because he has said it 50 times before!!!)
He has so many irritating habits that I don't know how or why I have stayed sometimes. I am probably just as bad (in his eyes) in my own way though (although he never says anything.) Also, I think the thought of being alone - indefinitely - is worse than being with DH.