Wank tissue left on sofa

[Laralippy]

I’ve name changed for this and will no doubt be accused of making this up, or maybe not, don’t know how common this is.

This morning I went into the living room and found a clump of wet tissues on the sofa which my partner had clearly used to dry himself after wanking. I know this is absolutely gross, and I’m furious - was already angry enough and have changed my ways recently so that I’m only doing my own laundry, my own washing up etc as I don’t see why I should have to do his, and now he has left this on the sofa. He did subsequently bin it without me asking (how good of him) but i find it so disrespectful that he’d just leave it there for me to find. I know this reads like a parody post of ‘angry/first world problem mumsnetter’ but it’s sadly not. Is this common? I highly doubt it. We don’t have children thank god.

I'm fully confused by the poster who thinks they rinse it under a tap. Wtf do you think the spunk goes? If DH didn't catch it it would go halfway across the fucking room. Hence the tissue use.

That is disgusting to be fair. I wouldn’t leave a used tampon lying around.
I have 2 teenage sons, 18 & 17 and not once have I found any sign of such things. I’ve assumed they do it in the shower.
He’s a fully grown man for heavens sake.

The lazy article, he needs to familiarise himself with a bin.

Also what’s the deal with him presumably not doing washing up etc.?

If he has time time to pull his dick, he has time to pull his weight around the house.

Did he say it was a 'wank tissue'?

Maybe he did a big big sneeze.

You’ve obviously not used a tissue before because your DH has a beaker.

😂😂😂

So you do your own laundry and dishes because, presumably, he’s a slob and you’ve had a disagreement... do you think maybe this is the last straw and you need to break up with him?

I knew a guy in college who used loo roll and then put it in a drawer. His flatmate opened the drawer once and promptly threw up! Will never understand why he didn't just flush it like normal people!

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I can't actually believe that 12% of mumsnetters think it's ok for a bloke to leave wank tissues on the sofa envy < - - - Vom.
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It is certainly not OK. He shows a great lack of self control.

Once these things are cleaned up its out of sight out of mind and all they see is you nagging. post the photos on his whatsapp every time he does it.

can't actually believe that 12% of mumsnetters think it's ok for a bloke to leave wank tissues on the sofa

Slobby men or enabling woman.

Seriously OP, it's pretty obvious there is a back story. If he's repulsing you deliberately or otherwise and has that much respect then it's time to get rid of him.

Tell him you'll mention this incident in the court papers if you have to.

Is he 15?
Ltb.

Some of these comments are so funny 😂😂

You are being incredibly unreasonable to equate a post-wank mistake with disrespecting you. Do you honestly believe that after the act he thought it would be funny to just leave his tissue there for you to find? Or is it more likely that he simply forgot?

He did actually move it when he noticed too.

To be honest OP, you sound incredibly hard work.

The inventor of the Fleshlight must be looking at this thread and laughing...random thought I know but just chuckling to myself

"She" sounds hard work!??? What!? Lol...

It is disrespectful to have to find or almost have to clean up after someone has had a walk, no!?
Oh how nice of him that he moved them himself when found 🙄

He wanked.... he should then after cleaning his dick clean the sofa of his tissue.. It's not hard work.
Him leaving them there is grim for anyone to find.

Imagine she didn't see it and invited someone over or one got bloody stuck to her ffs lol.

Oh come on it's not the end of the world.

1. It's not the same as leaving a used tampon somewhere.
2. Do NOT tell him to wank in the shower, cum in water kind of turns to pva and not easy to clean up.
3. How can grown woman think that a man puts it under the tap, how long are your blokes knobs? And what while he's wanking he walks to the sink and then completes hanging over? This is surly more grim, I don't want it where I wash my face!
4. Yes it's grim but god really not post worthy, he obviously forgot, he said sorry and moved it, ask him to make sure he doesn't leave it again, no big deal.

@SellmeyourMLMcrap exactly!

How the hell am I hard work for not wanting to wake up to these things? I have also found similar by the side of bed in the past so it’s not a one off. Imagine if I left a used tampon on the sofa as someone else said.

I have to admit a chuckled at the title. But in answer to your question, no this is not normal, if my other half did this I'd be picking it up and dropping it on his face.

I wouldn't even be ok with wanks happening on the living room sofa 😂 yuck, I sit there, my mum sits there! And other people.

No no no, please bin or flush all cummy tissues this is revolting.

Is the problem the tissue or the wanking?

I wouldn't be impressed about the tissue left on the sofa, but havent got a problem with him wanking!

If you've found it before then this isn't a mistake ... he's lazy. Straight up lazy.

If he's got the energy to have a wank he should save a little to pick up his grim tissues that no-one wants to see.
No.. not the end of the world but if my OH was leaving wank tissues around I wouldn't be like, oh don't worry love just a mistake and you said sorry.. nah.. fuck that. You're not 15 pick it up and stop being a lazy dirty bastard. That simple. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's grim and horrible, tell him to go in the shed,or on the front lawn if he likes to do things with gay abandon.Or say,no more tissues or toilet roll,then give him a roll of tin foil !!

I actually don't think this is that big a deal!

He's clearly just accidentally forgotten to chuck it, it's not like he's left it there as some kind of dirty protest. He threw it away the first chance he got when he realised.