AIBU to find this weird ? 'Single mum munch box'

[sparklefarts]

So if you're in Scotland you will know what a munchy box is. Basically it's a pizza box from the chippy, Indian or Chinese filled with a variety of stuff. DH is out tonight, im throwing a mild strop about food we have in the house and so I was browsing the local Just Eat to see what I might order. One oif the local chippy/Indians do a 'Single Mum Munchy Box'
Why do they think this is specifically for single mums? The chocolate?
It's a bit bat shit right?

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Everything about this is amazing. I never heard of a Munchy Box before and now I WANT ONE SO BAD.

@sparklefarts that’s music to my ears. Off to just eat

Haggis fritters are amazing. And white pudding. Scottish chip shops are great.

@Graphista try vegetarian haggis. It's lovely.

What’s a parmo?

Near Edinburgh? I’m near Edinburgh...

I want the cheese one - like which side of near Edinburgh?

Do people not eat vegetables?

It’s DONER meat not DONNER meat ffs.

MissEliza - oh I do have veggie haggis and agree it's lovely - just not quite as nice as meat haggis and I can't get veggie haggis pakora/fritters

@fruitbrewhaha not if I'm having a takeaway unless it's on a pizza. I eat plenty of veg and salad during the week
As an aside, my male friend aged 46 doesn't eat any fruit or veg. Not even ketchup

Sorry, I don't want to be outed and I'm no good at name changing so I'm not being more specific, sorry! Am sure if you have access to the just eat app the you will find a chippy or kebab shop that does similar!

Oh I love a munchy box! But this seems excessive, even by Scottish standards (I am Scottish, I can say that!)
Maybe it's for mums to share with their kids too?

So gross

a parmo is a butterfly chicken breast, flattened and breadcrumbed, topped with beschemel sauce and cheese. other toppings are optional.

I'm stuffed. Full of salt and grease.

I'll be good for the rest of the week I promise 😉

I don't think its for 1 person I think it's for an adult and for example 2 kids? Sorry if that's already been said!

Macaroni cheese pies

We used to go to the bakery on the way home from clubbing, nothing better than a macaroni pie straight from the oven at 5am.

Just read full thread and I see it had already been said

I’m weirdly fascinated by this. I’ve never heard of a munchy box or pizza crunch - is it actually nice?

“Am sure if you have access to the just eat app the you will find a chippy or kebab shop that does similar!”

I’ve never seen a cheese one

Ooh, you could buy me it, I’ll leave cash in a place you pick in town and you could exchange it for the munchy box?....

it’s ok, that’s not a serious suggestion, lol

Seriously. Someone needs to post me a chicken parmo, that sounds like the food of the gods.

We only get these ones, salt and pepper boxes

@tabulahrasa I have been looking for a new job, you could be onto something there 😁

@YesQueen that looks alright! Has a lot more colour than the salt and chilli box I once had 🤢

What are these things? I want one, right now!

I don't think we have them here. I will have to investigate.