I shook his bloody hand

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There's a man I see all the time, we don't know each other.
I went to coffee shop with my son and he was there with his children, we were sitting near each other so started having a chat. We was having a lovely conversation about the summer holidays, the weather, the children and nothing flirty, just a chit chat. I realised the time and needed to head off. For some unknown reason I got up, leant over and shook his bloody hand!!!!!
Why????? I have no idea where it came from!!! Aibu to just avoid him forever, it's weird isn't it and he's going to think I'm odd 😐😐

I worked in a sports bar as a waitress in Ibiza when I was young. I had to be chirpy and smiley all of the time.
When I came back to the real world months later I was in a clothes shop looking through rails. Every time someone walked into the shop I looked at them, caught their eye, smiled and shouted ‘Hey, great to meet you’ in a manic way it took me a few minutes to realize what I was doing and I ran off. I must have looked nuts

Myself and my daughter were in a queue with our shopping on a busy afternoon and the checkout lady was a bit stressed.

She whizzed through the person in front of us and then stopped and was taking a breather whilst looking for the next customers to serve, she then shouted out “can somebody help me”! She meant can I help anybody.