I'm thinking I'm pregnant?! Going insane

[catofdoom]

Some one talk me down. I'm shaking. I can't stop crying.

We tried for years to have ds who's now nearly 6. Having been trying since to have a much wanted other. Had a few miscarriages early in so I really shouldn't be getting excited.

We were told by doctors we wouldn't have another.

One of my best friends died last week and in my grief fog I had sex with dh as I knew I was ovulating (after ten years of trying to conceive you're pretty damn sure when it's happening). I knew I'd get pregnant. I've never been so sure.

Look. This is a line right??

I can't breath. I feel like I can't move ever again.

They didn't turn up. It was a lobster festival and lawnmower races so probably too much redneckery for them.

Lovely policeman from the other thread parked the police car at the end of the lawnmower race track with the radar on to clock how fast the lawnmowers were going. That tickled me pink!!!

@Bellasblankexpression my next door neighbour's kids were jumping out from a tree in front of cars and pelting them with balloons. After Mumsnet deliberation I called the cop.

Going from tom cruise jumping on Oprah's couch, to saying this is a shitshow, to waterballoons....

Uhm ok?

@Yeahnahmum Tom cruise? Oprah? Erm, what?

Tom Cruise?!
In this kind of situation, emotions DO swing quite dramatically. OP is merely responding to a question I posted earlier, after another poster referenced another thread of hers.
It's not a reason to jump on her and insinuate she is less than genuine.

How are you doing today OP?

Quite right Bella.

Hope you’re having a better day today cat. Your policeman sounds like an absolute legend!

Cat of doom your small community sounds pretty bonkers ever tempted to move back to the sanity of the UK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm quite glad that I've reached a point where I'm not crying for days over not being pregnant. Sorry if I was meant to be hand writing and suicidal for the next couple of weeks @Yeahnahmum

@Bellasblankexpression great thank you! A little hung over if I'm honest. I didn't drink much but the results always seem to be amplified when I've got my period for some odd reason!

@RandomMess it's definitely a very interesting place! Not so much in the winter when it's too cold to go out though, then it becomes one of the most boring places on Earth! I'd love to love back to the UK but feel like ds will probably get a better education and chance at life here.

*wringing

And we don't have Tom Cruise jumping on sofas here but we do own John Travolta's old cooker and Kirstie Alley's three piece suite.

Hello, looking for a little advice, what does it mean when you have brown discharge? I’ve gone nearly 70 days without a period. I did a pregnancy test about 3 weeks ago and it was negative

Put that over onto the pregnancy threads they have knowledge of everything!

Hello, just looking for someone who has had a similar experience, I have pco not pcos , regular periods, 31 days, I am 17 dpo, negative pregnancy tests, ttc, weird blue veins on breast slight heightened sense of smell but I feel like I usually can smell bad thingsno other pregnancy symptoms, constant fluttering in uterus like at is coming but still nothing for 7 days of feeling like this.. Has anyone else got a bfp after bfn after 17dpo.

Charccy please don't revive zombie threads, it's really rude. Even if it was recent it's also really rude to jump on someone else's post when you can make your own!!

Rude rude rude!!

Sorry I actually dont know how to use this site yet or make a post. Your comment is not very nice !

@Charccyb9 I thought that comment to you was horrible, take no notice. It was obvious you're just finding your way around. Click on 'start a new thread in this topic' at the end or beginning of the thread if you want to post in AIBU, but better still find the topic you want - pregnancy or conception - and do the same there. Good luck.

Thank you for the help :) @onalongsabbatical

It's a pleasure.

Funny how she can't start her own thread but can work the search function isn't it.