Washing knickers and tea towels together

[sirmione16]

Who REALLY separates their undies from towels in the wash am I and everyone I know grubby ?! I feel this is a waste of water, electricity, time and money!

www.facebook.com/ThisMorning/videos/397975490837957?s=524614358&v=e&sfns=mo

(Video is Lynsey on This Morning telling us we should make sure our bras are clipped together and separate them from towels before we wash) I wanna know how she has the time.

What, not even Richard Burton, thislovely - he was a looker.

And just realised you're maybe referring a different Dylan

Lido if you can't birth baby Shesus by divine intervention, would you consider using the sperm of an ageing rocker? Some of them, despite being physically repulsive, are quite fertile!

Oops wrong thread! We're having quite a discussion at thighland HQ!

Yes, and CuntyThighMaidz4U is top quality at a bargain price! Why, they only required one, just one! of my internal organs!!!!!!

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Womble your noble sacrifice symbolises why we have such faith in this new venture! ( not that I have any connection etc etc)

FUXAKE

Dangly don't blow our location, we're in witness protection.

Thigh, don't worry, I think we're being resoundingly ignored here.

Don't forget to launder our invisibility cloaks.

It's quite safe Thigh the only people who find us are meant to be with us!

Woe is me I cried on Monday having pebbledashed my bathroom with puke due to an incident with some sushi resulting in food poisoning. I just did not know what to do, I sat weeping and wringing my hands looking at my ruined towels and fixtures. Then like a miracle it came to me: CuntyThighMaidz4U would sort me out. And they did.

A dedicated team arrived and sat me down with a flagon of cider, several cakes and a chamber pot. They took charge and now my bathroom is like new, all my towels have a lovely speckled finish and delicious aroma of tom cat pee. My tiling is so clean (as long as you don’t look too closely at the grouting).

My life is complete
from a totally impartial customer.

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Have just been skim reading, love it!

Well heck, either your machine works or it doesn't!

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Thanks so much for your emergency services

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If it wasn't for your speed dial anytime anyplace services I'd have been sectioned fo sho.

I was trapped in the laundry aisle at Aldi gently screaming to myself "lavender or peach blossom.....YOU decide" in a booming Geordie accent.

The tannoy blared forth "Margaret, stop fingering the Lenor".

7 hours later - Lo! You saved me with a bucket of hot piss and a slap round the fanny with a rancid kipper - thank you 😊

Yo as a totally impartial customer I must agree with your recommendation of CuntyThighmaidz4u !

I think the essence of their service is that they give your bathroom a slapdash wipe over, leaving your natural flora intact! A dirty gut is a healthy gut! Or, as my old Ma used to say: We all have to eat a peck of dirt before we die

Oh I agree Madame SlocombePooter, I can almost see my face in the tiling now. I wonder if the CuntyMaidz could deal with the rash of fresh buboes that have exploded on my face and neck the last few days. Would that I had one of their famed Gusset/Vegetable brushes to scrub myself with.

Yo I cannot believe they never sent you a gusset brush, as promised! Did you send them two packet tops and a postal order for 2/6d?

I did some washing today and completely failed to include either knickers or teatowels. Now how do I get my lovely clean, perfumed washing to have that odour of rancid grease and faint whiff of poo and piss I so love, I asked myself?

Aha! I said (I talk to myself all the time) I know, I shall call upon CuntyThighMaidz4U. And lo, they answered my cry and my washing now smells as if it has been washed in a toilet in a fish and chip shop.

Thank you, CuntyThighMaidz4U, you've saved me, once again ❤️

Womble I am reassured! I will cease worrying about the missing gusset brushes. Maybe supplies have been affected by Brexit stockpiling.

Oh womble that's lovely, i gently wept with terror at your beautiful recommendation.

Thigh (what a beautiful name, btw) I nearly cried myself when the agent from CuntyThighMaidz4U swept malifecently magnificently into my home.

Coooeeeeee! Where j want ye piss sprayin' only I've only got a certain amount to go round and I'm watching the clock!

Anyway, I haven't got all day, I must get on,so I'll do as I do, like it or lump it!

Dangly I know the middle class mummies of Mumsnet are queuing up for your services!