Washing knickers and tea towels together

[sirmione16]

Who REALLY separates their undies from towels in the wash am I and everyone I know grubby ?! I feel this is a waste of water, electricity, time and money!

www.facebook.com/ThisMorning/videos/397975490837957?s=524614358&v=e&sfns=mo

(Video is Lynsey on This Morning telling us we should make sure our bras are clipped together and separate them from towels before we wash) I wanna know how she has the time.

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Indeed sarah shove it in, shove it out, in, out, shove it all about. Works for me too.

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I do like the way it turned out! Like a PP I assumed the issue was icky cloths and tea towels making my underwear wrong, not the other way round! How long do some people wear their pants for that they become a hazard to dishcloths!

My underwear is black and I wash it on 40C. The tea towels are white and go with other kitcheny piss cloths for 90C, so yes, I do separate them.

Another weird MN schtick is washing a toilet brush in the dishwasher, apparently. Never heard of it anywhere in the rest of the big sane world.

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I have enjoyed reading about all these people frightened of their own pants.

I only do mine separate as the towels go on a hotter wash. I occasionally throw them all in together. Really doesn't bother me in the slightest!

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