To give this as a wedding present?

[NotAsDrunkAsYouThinkIAm]

A couple I work with are getting married. They are bog lovers of all forms of wildlife.

WIBU to give them this as a wedding gift?

www.bradford.co.uk/loladoll.html

How can you not love these beautiful things, people.

How about a little piggy each, instead, then? Look:

No don't do that unless you hate them

What about a combination of the pig and the gorilla? One of each, then they can mix and match?

Jaysus!! The pigs are even worse!!!

Please just give them money. They don't want you to adopt a monkey for them, or give them a creepy monkey baby (and I pray to God they aren't black or you'll be opening up a hole can of racist issues too) Just. Give. Them. Money

Are there any other animals available OP?

You are being VU!!!! You can't just get them twin baby monkeys without a cot, nappy changing bag, nappies, bottles, bibs, clothes, baby slings etc..they will be so unprepared!

Those pigs will give me nightmares!! Although full points for originality OP, I don't think anyone could outdo you with any of your suggested gifts!

How about an annual pass to a zoo? Or something ordinary like a John Lewis gift card?
What's with the shit monkeys?

NO, NO, NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Do you need an adjustment of your medication?

They might prefer this one.

Decisions, decisions...

I don’t think that’s lifelike enough

That monkey thing is bad, but the pigs? Just repulsive.

Do people actually buy these things?

OMG I'm killing myself laughing. Where did you even find these OP? Classic........

OMG no! Its horrendous

Why would you go to the wedding if you hate then so much??

This is just a piss take. I admire your creativity and also the time you invested it trying to find the most ugliest present in the World.

Bloody awful! If you're a nature lover then you wouldn't appreciate animals being dressed up in human clothes.

Better to get some sort of art piece … a sculpture of an animal or a painting. Or adopt an animal at a zoo for them.

They aren't animals, they're dolls.

Haha amazing op - bloody do it

This surely is a troll post...a silicone ape dressed in human clothing?...just NO.

Orang utans suffer so much as they are 'utesy cutesy' when young, but soon mature into huge adults that are often abandoned.
This model plays into that stereotype.
Give them cash instead :) or something off their wedding list.
Like a toaster.

are you for real?!?!?!
not only is £150+ mega bucks for a wedding present but who would actually want one of those and not be totally freaked out?!?!?
think you're actually doing this as a late april fools!!!

Nooo personally would have been horrified and slightly upset at receiving this as we were struggling with infertility and got my period the morning of my wedding... I'd have felt it was in some way mocking my journey (over emotional time)

So id make sure 100% they aren't suffering infertility be for gifting.

That aside, a monkey dressed as a baby is a bit weird.

Uh, no. Nothing to do with wildlife, weird, and you have to be VERY close to BOTH parties to give them a joke wedding present. If you want to nod to their love of wildlife there are many wildlife charities with Adopt - an - Animal schemes that would make a nice gift for any occasion. Maybe adopt a pair of animals of the same species to reference their new pairing?