To give this as a wedding present?

[NotAsDrunkAsYouThinkIAm]

A couple I work with are getting married. They are bog lovers of all forms of wildlife.

WIBU to give them this as a wedding gift?

www.bradford.co.uk/loladoll.html

I'm picturing them opening the gifts with glee after the celebration and then the horror of seeing it. How would they be able to sleep in a strange hotel room knowing it's there ... watching .... waiting ....

I bet you’re even drunker than I think you are, OP.

😂

Please put this in classics, it’s really cheered my rubbish day this! One of those PG tips monkeys as a ‘stocking filler’ actually I always wanted one of those.

Ok lady step away from the crack pipe. If this isn’t a complete joke and you really do want to get them something animal related why not sponsor a real animal like an orangutan through WWF do some good with that money. support.wwf.org.uk/adopt-an-orang-utan?pc=ATB001001&gclsrc=aw.ds&ds_rl=1262365&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5LDc87Ke4wIVqbDtCh0N1AlMEAAYASAAEgLx-_D_BwE

Got to be a joke, who spends £150 quid on work colleagues for starters

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Weird and fucking awful

I'd say if you think they'd like it then yes. I loved the unusual gifts we recieved, and they felt like people had made more of an effort, wewere inundated with tea yowels and toastersnone of which matched our colour scheme and we had lived together for some time anyway so we really not needed. It was the ones that were specific to our interests n hobbies that really touched us.

@Brocks Thanks. :) I do see people's point about how adopting them an orangutan would be a better idea... kind of torn which way to go.

I genuinely can’t understand why people don’t realise OP is just having a laugh. They are being v obvious about it

No.

This is a joke right?

You’re joking, surely?

You can not be in the least serious.That is horrible.If you are serious you need to figure out why it is so awful and be ashamed.

This is a joke...

Some of you are a bit unkind. I just want to give them something I know they will love.

It's perfect.

This thread is amazing. Thanks for the laugh OP!

What the unholy fuck is that?!!

I like animals. I hate this. H A T E it.

YABU. And awful I’d put in my will to not allow you to my funeral if you bought me this.

I’m getting one for work he can sit at my desk and I can occasionally pick him up for a cuddle. No one will ever approach me with work ever again, I can sit on mumsnet all day

Yes, Lifeover but then you'd have to go home in the dark alone and have nightmares all night.

Get two I think.

No!