To give this as a wedding present?

[NotAsDrunkAsYouThinkIAm]

A couple I work with are getting married. They are bog lovers of all forms of wildlife.

WIBU to give them this as a wedding gift?

www.bradford.co.uk/loladoll.html

Crying the were pups and pigs are truly disturbing though

NotAsDrunkAsYouThinkIAm

Ah, well. I think you may be (re MN name).
I've not RTFT (against my usual practice) but, just in case you're being serious:

DON'T.

DON'T!!!

JUST....

DON'T!!!!!!!!

It's vile.

Unless you hate them.
Then do.

God no; sorry to say but it looks like a bit of tat - and quite ugly tat at that.

It is fucking awful. It’s a joke yea.

Right.

Have now R ( scrolled rapidly through, reading only the OP's posts) TFT.

You want a piss take.
This one's not bad, but there's a whole web out there....

B- Could do better

(Let us know when you find something better)

Are you an idiot, OP?[

The only way this could be worse is if they are black.

Am I the only one who feels a bit unconfortable with this post? I mean what is the OP intentions.

This thread has taken a bit of a turn, hasn't it?

Kind of cross post there Reallyevilmuffin

This thread is going to give me nightmares

Lighten up everyone.

Funniest thread in ages. 🤣🤣🤣

Nearly47

Am I the only one who feels a bit unconfortable with this post? I mean what is the OP intentions

I scrolled through, reading only the OP's posts, and assumed it was a puerile piss-take.
Irritating due to the waste of time.
I assume the intentions were to take the piss.

Now go and write your essays, OP.

I do think that it shows when one hasn't had a proper upbringing. It's so important that Nanny explains the basics of gift-giving at an early age.

How you nowt better to do? I mean no one is actually this stupid so obviously you’re a troll / bored. It’s a bit sad really...

Funniest thread I have read in a while. Assuming the OP is taking the piss, hates these people, is on glue, or all of the above.

@NotAsDrunkAsYouThinkIAm
Is it time for your medication ?

PS I know it's Friday but they'll want something by Monday and you'll be all like, "But I was buying a weird monkey, dude".

This is after you've built the time machine, because I don't know modern slang...

SO! UP UP UP!

Stop messing around.

Donald Trump started like this, you know....

Oh. Fuck.

Hints at racism? What nonsense. That is the last thing intended. I'm not white myself.

What you all need is one of these.

Holy shit, I hope you’re still reading replies, if you have £150 to spend on a gift, do not spend it on this, it’s hideous!!!

My best friend is animal daft. Last Christmas her partner's sister gave them a 'beekeeping experience'. l think something along those lines would be lovely.

Here's a pretty alternative.

Its probably been said already but orangutans, chimpanzees and gorillas are NOT MONKEYS.

There are some really daft people on this thread! And i don't mean the OP.

I know they're ultra cute, but a wedding really isn't the place for a present like that. A baby shower would be better.