To give this as a wedding present?

[NotAsDrunkAsYouThinkIAm]

A couple I work with are getting married. They are bog lovers of all forms of wildlife.

WIBU to give them this as a wedding gift?

www.bradford.co.uk/loladoll.html

Sponsor a donkey for them in their name at a donkey sanctuary or a years subscription to national geographic.

I have these at home! I like to call them my babies.

OP should have put 'lighthearted' in her title

YWBVVVVVVVVU those are terrifying

Fuck me this thread is horrible and hysterical!

@Littleblurry What?! I'm deadly serious!

Adopt an animal for them at the local zoo, they'll regular updates and reduced or free entry. Might depend on how they feel about zoos though.

monkeyworld.org/our-primates/adopt-a-primate/

I like monkeys. I like stuffed animals. That doll is still horrific.

Tbf it'd certainly be a memorable present though.

monkeyworld.org/our-primates/adopt-a-primate/

And they can visit their ape that has been rescued - adoption gives free entry for a year

The OP is very obviously taking the piss.

@Hecateh That's a really nice touch that people can visit.

That is hideous just hideous. If you want to remain friends I would say leave this monster on the shelf.

I reckon you could use one of these to make a new horror film a sort of King Kong meets Childsplay!!

Dear god, I'll never sleep again 🙈

@Mitzicoco I am deeply wounded that you think me capable of such a thing.

I'm waiting keenly for the return thread.

AIBU to think my friend is a Grade A Cunt for getting me this bastard-ugly freakish Frankenstein of a fucking MONKEY for my wedding gift

That's what I'm waiting for

Many apologies OP. Your sincerity is now shining through.

Perhaps consider buying a real baby monkey, dressing it up and giving it as a present.

This is just frigging weird

Are you high?

😂😂😂😂😂 these are amazing, I really hope you do get one for them 🙊

@Littleblurry That would be cruel and quite rightly get me arrested.

Lovely, a collectable. You could give one every big anniversary. Family heirlooms.

Hmmm...your posting style is familiar somehow, OP. I can't help noticing that this monkey wedding thread started around the same time as the tapering off of the Silver Service Dinner Party one.

Nah. I'm just being cynical, aren't I?

In all seriousness, Neck Pain, I don't know that thread. Honestly.

I may BU but considering how much the couple in question love monkeys, I really think they'd like it. They're a bit odd.

monkeyworld.org/our-primates/adopt-a-primate/

And they can visit their ape that has been rescued - adoption gives free entry for a year

Go with this.

Omg, straight in the bin