To give this as a wedding present?

[NotAsDrunkAsYouThinkIAm]

A couple I work with are getting married. They are bog lovers of all forms of wildlife.

WIBU to give them this as a wedding gift?

www.bradford.co.uk/loladoll.html

Can recommend a Monkey World adoption - someone adopted Paul the Gibbon for me and DH when we got married (we love primates too!) and we can go and see him at MW any time we like. Alternatively, you could adopt Beni, the fat little orang from Orangutan Jungle School, just Google 'adopt Beni'.

As for cuddly monkeys, I think there's a replica of Jane Goodall's first ever soft toy, a chimp called Jubilee, available on her website. Money goes to sanctuary in Tanzania (I think...)

Why would you buy that? It’s terrible, really really awful

Actually I think this must be a gag question and you’re messing about

Well I love it! Cute as a button lol

Sensational thread

Dude, are you high?

Why don't you sponsor an orangutan for them? Have a look at WWF or Born Free.

I think they’re beautiful. I would want two though.

My concern is that they only come with those casual clothes - can you buy a few alternatives for when, eg, they need to be formally attired or go to the beach?

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Why don't you pay to sponsor/adopt one through WWF or similar? Essentially making a donation in their name? I would love this.

@ImogenTubbs just read your post after posting mine!

@redcarbluecar So you think the twins is the best bet?

Maybe yes, but as the occasion is a wedding it might be nice, and appropriate, to get a ‘couple’. They could pretend to mate.

Honeymoon companions kind of thing. Good thinking.

How about these? In adult clothing obviously, otherwise it would just be very very wrong.

I think you should be a professional shopper @NotAsDrunkAsYouThinkIAm

Adult clothing, definitely. Are there specialist shops for that kind of thing?

For a birthday present maybe okay (I think it’s cute!) but not a wedding present. I would think wtf if opened that on my wedding day tbh.

But OP they need a CHANGE of clothes. So the adult clothes are great, obviously. But they need an assortment. Perhaps in a little suitcase?

Ah, crispy, good point. They'll need a wardrobe each to keep them in too.

Is it a doll? If so I hope it's one of those shitting dolls.

It's as creepy as hell

But where will the wardrobe go OP? Where will it go?!

I love all animals up wherever they live,but this is really ugly.not even ugly cute.
I would say you are definitely unreasonable to give this(to anyone).
Sorry.

Please say this is a joke! It's repulsive!