to think this 'studio apartment' is a pisstake

[Thisnamechanger]

Jesus wept.

www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/49447288?search_identifier=79cd2ebe90a60a6d80babf157be3a1e7

That's a room, not an apartment

Jesus Christ where do you keep your clothes?

It's London - all property is a pisstake!

The microwave looks dangerous. Imagine trying to get something hot out of it without tipping it on your head!

Are the loo and shower seperate or in the same room?

It’s probably the sort of thing someone who wants a weekday crash pad would go for.

Good grief.

I could recreate that by putting a bed in my kitchen.

Oh wow, somebody's put a bed in a kitchen!

Me and colleagues just stared at it for a full minute going "WHERE DO YOU PUT ALL YOUR SHIT?!"

That is horrific and I live in London. I would hazard a guess it's borderline on the space requirements for legal renting.

'Self contained' No shit!

Def a mon-fri let. Dh used to rent somewhere similar.

"Single occupancy only!" ... no shit!

LOL! What a dump.

Just so you can live in the hugely overrated London.

That's a single bed in a utility room

DS2 rents a bedsit in Brixton for £640. He has at least 3 times that space (shares bathroom though) - double bed, triple wardrobe, small square table with 2 chairs, small chest of drawers, & he's also managed to cram in a full-size piano keyboard

It is tiny, but I agree with the poster who said it would do as a weekday crash pad. Also, I have a few friends who lived in affluent Asian cities in their 20s/30s and flats like this seemed to be pretty standard there for single people.

Depressing

V practical. I have always wanted to reach the washing machine without getting out of bed.

I was googling because a colleague at work (younger than me but some way) just moved in on her own and has been the subject of a lot of (good natured) jealous ribbing as all of us in our 30s are still house sharing. Can't imagine the bliss of having your own pad!

That's not even a bedsit

Holy shit.

Definitely a Monday to Friday job, you could possibly cope with it four nights a week if you went out a lot.

Wow, that's incredible. I'm in West Yorkshire so really quite shocked by London property.

Seriously, what is it about London that makes people want to pay through the nose to sleep on some pallets in someone's garage? If nothing else it very "crime scene" chic!